By n0taplumber - 16/11/2010 03:25 - United States

Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Porschephile 0

What else would you use to find things between couch cushions? Toes?

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IcyJack 7

Luckily, that's why I only hide dead bodies under my couch cushions.

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IcyJack 7

Well, I also used to put drugs under there as well, but it kept getting a funny taste.

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tessybearbear 4

Isn't the lumpiness from the bodies a little...suspiscious?

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wriptidez 0

ouchhhh im sooo sorry get well soon

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josh23c 0

at least you didn't find melted chocolate

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redbluegreen 40

It would be a real treat if he found chocolate, actually.

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mountneer 0

i think the real question is why did you ever have a utility knife on your couch?

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wDeemish 0

just what I was thinking O,o , get well soon op ^^

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Daftendirekt1 0

at least the blood didn't drip on the ipod and destroy it completely :$

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