FML : Today, without thinking, I casually advised my mum that the best way to get the piping nozzle clean is to 'fingerfuck' it. FML

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Today, without thinking, I casually advised my mum that the best way to get the piping nozzle clean is to 'fingerfuck' it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 25 October 2016 08:31 /

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By Tripartita | 42

#6706122 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 05:01

Then, before you could stop yourself, you told her that nipple clamps can help to hold problematic piping in place. Next you explained that ball gags make great replacement float balls, and then all hell broke loose as you found yourself reading your dissertation on the parallels between BDSM and proper house care.

By Baustigt | 40

#6706128 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 05:08

The other way is to lick around the rim.

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By Tripartita | 42

#6706122 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 05:01

Then, before you could stop yourself, you told her that nipple clamps can help to hold problematic piping in place. Next you explained that ball gags make great replacement float balls, and then all hell broke loose as you found yourself reading your dissertation on the parallels between BDSM and proper house care.

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hellnosucka | 27

#6706184 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 07:57

I recommend a venn diagram.

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TheLostCauseFML | 39

#6706294 - Wednesday 26 October 2016 01:23

You crack me up...

By Baustigt | 40

#6706128 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 05:08

The other way is to lick around the rim.

By StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6706133 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 05:14

It's better than you saying that you'll clear her pipes.

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MidnaLink | 30

#6706276 - Wednesday 26 October 2016 12:25

I'll say this to you now. Literally ANYTHING is better than saying something like that to Mom.

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Earl_KarmasBitch | 26

#6706322 - Wednesday 26 October 2016 04:06

Could be still worse. You could offer to tongue her pipe clean.

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MidnaLink | 30

#6706345 - Wednesday 26 October 2016 05:52

Touché…

By jasonswife423 | 18

#6706134 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 05:14

Depending on the size of the tip, she may need to use 2 fingers

By coolmike699 | 23

#6706168 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 07:19

FingerFYL

By jenjen53 | 6

#6706234 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 09:57

Dunno how old you are, but there MAY come a time when you and your mom might laugh at this together.

By AaLlIiYyAaHh | 22

#6706256 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 11:20

Freudian Slip?

By RichardPencil | 22

#6706277 - Wednesday 26 October 2016 12:25

Tell her she needs to spit on it first. A dry fingerfuck is good for no one.

By broskies1 | 6

#6706310 - Wednesday 26 October 2016 02:35

well, that's one way of doing it.

By Jayy_Calypso | 7

#6706480 - Wednesday 26 October 2016 06:29

who sais that to there mom??

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