By Anonymous - 25/10/2016 08:31

Today, without thinking, I casually advised my mum that the best way to get the piping nozzle clean is to 'fingerfuck' it. FML
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Tripartita 44

Then, before you could stop yourself, you told her that nipple clamps can help to hold problematic piping in place. Next you explained that ball gags make great replacement float balls, and then all hell broke loose as you found yourself reading your dissertation on the parallels between BDSM and proper house care.

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Tripartita 44

Then, before you could stop yourself, you told her that nipple clamps can help to hold problematic piping in place. Next you explained that ball gags make great replacement float balls, and then all hell broke loose as you found yourself reading your dissertation on the parallels between BDSM and proper house care.

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TheLostCauseFML 40

You crack me up...

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jasonswife423 18

Depending on the size of the tip, she may need to use 2 fingers

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jenjen53 7

Dunno how old you are, but there MAY come a time when you and your mom might laugh at this together.

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RichardPencil 30

Tell her she needs to spit on it first. A dry fingerfuck is good for no one.

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jbivens1992 17

I feel as though basic instinct should stop you from using words such as "fingerfuck" while talking to your mom. I can't see myself even accidentally saying something like this to my mom.

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nityasomaiya 46

Don't worry. We're all on our way there too. You just reached a tad bit earlier than the rest of us.

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