Miscellaneous: Today, I put one of those checkout dividers in front of my groceries...

By Quendolin - 09/11/2015 14:07 - Germany

Today, I put one of those checkout dividers in front of my groceries on the conveyor belt in the supermarket. The guy standing in front of me turned around, looked me straight in the eye and said "I don't trust you." as he put a second divider between our groceries. FML

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By lonelyheart4ever - 13/08/2016 01:58 - United States - Norman Park

Today, a man finally was flirting with me in a supermarket checkout lane, even offering to help unload my groceries onto the conveyor. Turns out he was just distracting everyone so his partner in crime could steal $200 from the cash register. I had to give a witness statement to the manager. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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Casual something

By lukey101 - 14/02/2021 18:30 - Australia

Today, I went to the Asian Grocery. I politely smiled, bellowed, “Hello!” and kind of waved to the cashier as I walked in, to which he gave me a blank, scared-for-his-life kinda look. Turns out he was actually just another customer. FML

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How're you doing?

By figcurzyez - 23/05/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, the checkout guy at my local store asked me if I had my hair cut. I answered and started talking about my hair, and he gave me a really weird look. He was talking to his friend, who I hadn't noticed in the queue behind me. FML

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By MissSmarts - 14/12/2009 01:27 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where this really cute guy works. I swiped my card but the machine wouldn't read it. I swiped it quickly some more before getting frustrated and saying, "Your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML

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By Nice Melons - 29/09/2013 21:12 - United States

Today, at work as a cashier, I was scanning cantaloupes. The man buying them then looked me straight in the eye and said, "Nice melons." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 20:56 - United States - South Hadley

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

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No joke

By ohfuxx - 23/03/2022 10:00

Today, I learned that you can't fool the self-checkout scanner by taking six items and only paying for two. Sometimes, two big security guards may grab you by both arms and take you to their office. To convince them to let me off the hook, I desperately said that it was just a joke. They weren't laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 19:27 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was waiting in line for what seemed like forever at the only open lane at the grocery store. The guy in front of me took his sweet time and had multiple cards rejected, before finally pulling out a $100 bill and demanding exact change. He was buying a carton of milk. FML

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By UglyGirl - 08/11/2015 09:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML

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You deserved it 1 940

whatarethisss 23

Monday 9 November 2015 22:50

This is actually hilarious, lmao.

karacakal2 30

Monday 9 November 2015 22:52

You should've put a third one to assert dominance

Comments

whatarethisss 23

Monday 9 November 2015 22:50

This is actually hilarious, lmao.

TH_Insomniak 15

Tuesday 10 November 2015 15:16

as someone who does this kinda thing all the Time, I can tell you he was just going it to **** with you. And it seemed to work

cole_tyler42 21

Monday 9 November 2015 22:51

Well, are you Jewish?

firefighter925 18

Monday 9 November 2015 22:51

Should of stared right back menacingly and said I wouldn't either

JKPwnage 27

Tuesday 10 November 2015 2:07

Should have* paid attention in English

mariri9206 32

Tuesday 10 November 2015 4:46

#27 that was a well done burn.

Host2phats 21

Thursday 10 December 2015 18:40

BURN

PencilTips 19

Tuesday 19 April 2016 21:00

And then added another divider to the second... to add effect.

HeadlessSparrow 20

Monday 9 November 2015 22:52

I'm sorry, but this made me laugh. I have to do this one day.

karacakal2 30

Monday 9 November 2015 22:52

You should've put a third one to assert dominance

Lalala579121 27

Tuesday 10 November 2015 5:55

While constantly staring at the guy.

smokecloud_ 37

Tuesday 10 November 2015 8:51

And peeing on him.

ApparentlyNotEno 28

Tuesday 10 November 2015 17:17

This actually made me laugh heartily out loud. Good on you! X-D

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Wednesday 11 November 2015 2:58

Nope, you should have claimed the no man's land between the two in the name of your glorious empire and told him that any movement into that land would be regarded as a declaration of war.