Health: Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML - FML

By sadface - 04/01/2010 06:43 - Australia

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

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By clitorasaurus - 21/08/2010 06:09 - Canada

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 08:40 - United States

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

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By BrownDump - 14/05/2011 10:43 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 18:18 - Netherlands - Den Dungen

Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML

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By wtbfiber - 05/03/2012 05:12 - United States

Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML

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By paulinapo - 28/03/2013 13:52 - United States - Staten Island

Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML

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By AnonThoughts - 24/10/2019 06:00

Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML

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By 092492 - 05/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML

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By Maddie - 22/03/2011 15:39

Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML

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Pain in the ass

By Anonymous - 17/06/2021 22:01 - United States - Greenville

Today, I awoke to an excruciating pain in my back from sleeping in the same position all night. I can't wipe my own ass. I've already gone to shit twice. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 4 January 2010 12:31

most. intense. shit. ever.

Impromptu_fml 0

Monday 4 January 2010 12:22

That'll teach you to build it up. Next time, when nature calls, pick up the phone.

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Rosebell26 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:26

Oh man! That's sick. Time to get some craisins!

MakeupBurn 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 2:39

ROFL! Had a big load didn't you?

chris231997 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 2:46

I love FMLs that are short and sweet.

Heidirenee92 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 5:44

now that was some intense poopin'! ha

Jade94_fml 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 5:55

Intense crap... o_o

ryan007665 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 6:30

Guys stop being assholes to pendatic.. He spelled it the way it was supposed to be spelled in the UK. Secondly, he made a TYPO and wrote "muy" instead of "my". You may want to call it a misspelled word but guess what? The "u" and "y" are next to each other so that is a common mistake. Thirdly, I don't blame him for correcting that. "Moar" and "more". I also get pissed off when I see misspelled things. So you guys may want to stop having gay sex with each other and just chill.

ming88 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 8:01

i spent 5 mins visualising the process but couldnt.. care to explain how u did it?

supmofukka 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 8:47

at least u didnt tear u butt hole. i ****** up my hamstring runnin lol that mustve been a crazy shit.

MiloC_fml 3

Tuesday 5 January 2010 8:48

Whoa there Akibono-san! work those quads before squatting sumo style

supmofukka 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 8:48

at least u didnt hav an anyerism

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