Intimacy: Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with...

By cockblockingbitch - 25/01/2009 05:54 - United States

Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML

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By Inconnu - 18/06/2011 05:13 - France

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

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By Katie - 13/12/2012 18:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me about a vicious rumor that's going around, saying I contracted a horrible STD. I asked her if she told everyone it was a lie. She said no, because the rumor is apparently "way too funny to ruin." Maybe it's time for new friends. FML

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Nope

By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 16:00

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML

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Cheers

By ineedanotherdrink - 07/08/2009 09:43 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2022 18:00

Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML

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By Bo - 22/04/2009 13:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML

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Bad friend

By collegegirl90 - 09/03/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, my best friend resolved things with her boyfriend after he had admitted to cheating on her. I felt really guilty, because I drunkenly hooked up with her boyfriend last month. She said, "I felt better when he told me that the girl was extremely ugly and bad in bed." FML

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Creeped out

By Really jealous - 26/01/2021 09:31 - India

Today, my best friend confided in me that she's going to have sex with her cousin. Shocked, I tried to convince her not to and how it's a horrible idea. She called me a jealous bastard who can't get laid. FML

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By Joe - 19/10/2009 04:32 - Cambodia

Today, whilst celebrating my birthday with my friends and family, I met a girl at the bar who seemed interested. She became very disinterested and left after my mother whispered in her ear "If you go home with my son make sure he wears a condom." FML

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By anonymous - 15/06/2011 18:00 - Canada

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

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Theo_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 2:14

I tend to believe that always keeping true to your word is the most important principle I hold. Thus, I would not have broken my promise with her, which was to watch her so that she doesn't sleep with other guys. Visibly, telling everyone she has STDs seems to be the best and most effective way of keeping that promise. I would've done exactly the same thing, you can be sure of it.

lostfaithinyou 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 5:21

Actually been there... a few weeks ago. Pretty much the exact same situation.

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drocks93 0

Monday 22 February 2010 23:26

your friend is a beetchh! why would you wanna doom someone else with std's? ***** alerttt!!!! tell her to keep it in her pants.

SydneyAlison 2

Sunday 16 May 2010 21:06

I feel for ya..

GeneseoFML 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 20:29

I WISH I HAD YOU AS MY FRIEND

GeneseoFML 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 20:47

such a pitty

SoundnVasion 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 22:01

do you live around la?

hellokittywhore 0

Friday 23 July 2010 1:45

she has it wrong. your a twat swatter!! lol :D

soul_fml 0

Monday 16 August 2010 13:54

Ur friends a hoe

GirlyTomBoy 0

Monday 11 October 2010 19:38

should out her to the WORLD!! haha she deserves it!!

Fmlsomuch133 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 5:33

What a ****.. Get a new friend.. U shouldnt have to keep her from spreading her stds

FAYUL12345100 3

Tuesday 10 May 2011 3:50

Maybe she got the STD from being raped, I don't know about that, but it's wrong that OP should have to stop her from banging everything that moves.

Skepticaalx 11

Thursday 21 February 2013 2:24

Somehow I find it more likely she got it from a one night stand as she needs OP to 'stop' her from sleeping around with guys which will pass on the STD.