Health: Today, I poured myself some punch into a mug I have sitting on... - FML

By kimos - 10/05/2009 14:10 - Canada

Today, I poured myself some punch into a mug I have sitting on a shelf at my studio. Upon tipping it upside down to swallow the last few delicious drops, I see a cluster of mouse droppings stuck to the bottom. FML

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kimos 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:59

Yup. This was stupid on my part. It was at my ceramics studio where we apparently now have mice. It's a brown mug that I keep in my work area. I should have thought to clean it before I drank but I didn't. Gross.

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ryvenna 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:04

That's careless to the nth degree. Were you staring elsewhere while pouring the punch? I normally look AT the cup/mug I'm pouring a drink into, to make sure nothing spills. Also, you need to set up a date with the exterminator.

ramonajay 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:01

ew

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Friday 7 July 2017 4:42

They really pack a PUNCH. Sorry for the PUN-ch

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