Animals: Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies...

By Entheatus - 10/08/2009 04:25 - Canada

Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML

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By mottephobe - 06/11/2015 06:19 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, after days of cleaning out pantry cabinets and throwing away infested food, I thought I had finally gotten rid of my moth problem. Then I vacuumed, and saw several dozen larvae coming out of my carpet. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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By thanksbro - 20/09/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, I grabbed a handful of crackers from the kitchen, only to find it crawling with bugs. Apparently, my brother had made the same discovery earlier, but put the box of crackers back in the cupboard anyway. FML

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By Need_more_spiders - 08/08/2023 14:00

Today, after already living with two wasps' nests, as well as gnats that plague our flower pots, we've also discovered moths in our pantry, who've ruined all of the food. FML

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By somechick - 09/12/2009 05:25 - Canada

Today, I was eating a bag of almonds I got from the bulk food store, picking off what I thought was stringy remnants of their shells. When I finally got down to the bottom of the bag, I found a silk worm circling around the last almond left of a bag of about 200. FML

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By homedoggieo - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating a croissant. After eating half of it and was about to take another bite, a spider crawled out of one of the holes of flaky deliciousness and descended down a thread of web to the table, where it scuttled away. There was a whole family of them living in there. FML

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By twice-a-day - 18/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my house is suffering from an infestation of these tiny black beetles. After brushing my teeth tonight, I was rinsing out my toothbrush when I found that one of the beetles had curled up to die between the bristles. FML

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By blowinchunks - 24/11/2009 06:00 - Canada

Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML

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By mcmanager - 11/08/2014 14:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my job as a fast food manager, I saw one of my employees "trying to pick the bugs out" of our cookies. They were the raisins in them. FML

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By annony-moose - 06/02/2010 18:48 - France

Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML

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FreddyLunch 0

Monday 10 August 2009 12:18

Just hope they don't eat your insides.

amy397123 0

Monday 10 August 2009 12:18

Just, ew.

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Joey7361 0

Monday 10 August 2009 19:42

YDI for being a dirt bag and eating old Xmas cookies on august

blacksunshine 0

Monday 10 August 2009 19:55

Wow. I can credit this FML for getting me to finally join. Word of advice: don't read this while eating.

wut_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 20:05

Do gingerbread cookies only exist around Christmas time? Is that why everyone's assume the cookies have been sitting in her pantry for 8 months? OP - Your stomach acids will kill them. Although, I'd probably take a laxative - there's no way I want that shit sitting in my digestive tract for long, even if it may not be harmful.

FTL1234567890 0

Monday 10 August 2009 20:11

you just made me puke

HeyitsPheddy 0

Monday 10 August 2009 21:10

But the good news is your pregnant :D

little_vivy 0

Monday 10 August 2009 21:42

*barf* D: sorry about that OP. I had a similar incident when I ate the raisin bran cereal..poured it into a bowl, added the milk, took a bite and...BEHOLD! I find moth wings and a few body parts in my cereal :)

TheNexus 0

Monday 10 August 2009 22:07

Eating them for three days? Did they not taste awful after the first bite?

Joey7361 0

Monday 10 August 2009 22:55

#60 he had already stated that he's been eating them for three days and I don't know how long they been sitting there to get thousands of moth eggs! obviously since Xmas lol