Love: Today, I overheard my mother telling my sister that she expects...

By alynna007 - 02/01/2013 10:31 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I overheard my mother telling my sister that she expects my marriage to fall apart any day now. Apparently, I have no concept of what "marriage" really means. My husband and I just celebrated our 7th anniversary, while my mother is planning her 5th wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 11:36 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom talking on the phone with my sister about how much they hate my fiancé. My wedding is in two weeks and my family has been pretending to like my future husband for three years. FML

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Love is all around

By Anonymous - 24/08/2009 11:33 - Romania

Today, I had a double wedding with my sister. My mother, being as encouraging as she always is, told us that statistics say one of our marriages will end in divorce. She then explained she thinks it'll be mine because I'm "a self-absorbed bitch." FML

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Just stop, please

By fuck you, mum - 11/01/2013 22:19 - United Kingdom

Today, marks the sixth day in a row that my mum has called me to discuss my upcoming wedding. She's obsessed and has intimidated the actual planner I hired into going along with her plans. She's slipped up twice already and accidentally referred to it as her own wedding. Just great. FML

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By TabbyCat87 - 13/01/2016 00:16 - United States - Lamar

Today, my mom informed me she got married two weeks ago. Hard to congratulate her when this is her eighth husband. FML

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First!

By marryinghimanyway - 29/08/2013 02:21 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I announced my engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone my wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year, so "she has to get married first!" My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML

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By Stupendous_ - 03/12/2012 07:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, while visiting my widowed great aunt, she took out her wedding rings and talked about the love she and my uncle had. Smiling, I told her that one day I hope to have as happy a marriage as theirs. Her response? "Knowing you, I wouldn't count on it." My mother sat there agreeing. FML

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You deserved it 2 542

Unacceptable

By MySisterIsA - 10/03/2022 00:01

Today, my ex-husband and the woman he left me for, also known as my sister, are getting married. On my birthday. My mom is gleefully helping plan the wedding. She seriously sees nothing wrong, and tells me to “stop being a Bitter Betty and be happy for your sister.” FML

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You deserved it 116

By TearfulDaughter - 19/01/2011 17:45 - United States

Today, I planned on introducing my fiancé to my parents. After the introductions, and telling him how I hoped our relationship would have the same amount of love and commitment that has lasted my mother and father for 25 years, my parents awkwardly announced their imminent divorce. FML

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You deserved it 3 167

By lovekills99 - 19/01/2009 17:59 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML

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Overreaction much?

By Anonymous - 08/10/2019 12:00

Today, my boyfriend's mum yelled at me for, "nagging Stephen to get married when he isn't ready." I mentioned marriage once. At my sister's wedding. When prompted by my grandmother. FML

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You deserved it 324

whiteboy896 9

Wednesday 2 January 2013 16:05

What a hypocrite!

DarkJediLove 19

Wednesday 2 January 2013 16:09

Don't mind her, she seems to think marriage is about quantity and not quality.

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interesting33 36

Wednesday 2 January 2013 16:57

Prove her wrong? :)

nycwrestler 17

Wednesday 2 January 2013 17:09

That's one unhappy fish.

Homer1975 14

Wednesday 2 January 2013 18:26

nobody wrong about marriage

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 2 January 2013 18:48

I believe #33 was commenting on #29 profile picture. Most likely, #29 was fired from her job for not smiling enough.

poccocurantes 7

Wednesday 2 January 2013 17:03

Well OP, let me enlighten you on marriage. Marriage, is like a revolving door...

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 2 January 2013 18:50

? sometimes it smacks you in the ass and sometimes it crushes your foot? Sorry, I'm really bad a analogies.

lokman_fml 7

Wednesday 2 January 2013 21:05

58 - apparently you are really bad with revolving doors too!

charvisioku 22

Wednesday 2 January 2013 17:09

How sad it is when you hear about mothers being jealous of their daughters' happiness. Ignore her, OP. She sounds bitter.

xan98 2

Wednesday 2 January 2013 17:11

i feel sorry for you.

MexicanTexasQtt 9

Wednesday 2 January 2013 17:13

Your poor husband. She sounds like such a monster-in-law.

Eivana 37

Wednesday 2 January 2013 17:13

That sounds a lot like my mother... I would just ignore it and let her eat her heart out. No use fighting with someone who is going to refuse to see the truth right before her eyes. Congrats though, love is hard to find!

Meshidaru_fml 7

Wednesday 2 January 2013 17:15

Your mother is a bitch.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 2 January 2013 17:25

Your mother is probably thinking you're close to the notorious "Seven Year Itch" mark. Did she discover your husband's wig collection?

csi_fml 19

Wednesday 2 January 2013 17:39

Your mother is jealous much

micahdunk 13

Wednesday 2 January 2013 17:42

First off Happy Anniversary! Second, don't mind your mother she is just jealous and probably doesn't know how you were able to do what she could not; keep a marriage. I wish the best to you OP!