Intimacy: Today, I noticed that the condom in my wallet has been there... - FML

By arsenalfcboy - 20/01/2014 09:31 - United Kingdom - York

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Today, I noticed that the condom in my wallet has been there so long it's left a mark. FML

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infinitegrace 21

Monday 20 January 2014 16:15

It's bad to keep condoms in you wallet because they could break easy in there. So maybe it's a good thing it's been a while, other wise you may have ended up with am unwanted baby.

DocBastard 38

Monday 20 January 2014 16:23

After so much time, the condom is probably just as dried up as your sex life. What, too soon?

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MissMei_fml 16

Wednesday 21 October 2015 0:13

It's better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it. Maybe get a fresh condom though to make sure it's still good, not out of date etc. Maybe by now OP has less of a mark left in his wallet!

memestasquaper 10

Sunday 12 June 2016 7:39

Same here...

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