By arsenalfcboy - 20/01/2014 09:31 - United Kingdom - York

Spicy
Today, I noticed that the condom in my wallet has been there so long it's left a mark. FML
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Top comments

infinitegrace 21

It's bad to keep condoms in you wallet because they could break easy in there. So maybe it's a good thing it's been a while, other wise you may have ended up with am unwanted baby.

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DocBastard 38

After so much time, the condom is probably just as dried up as your sex life. What, too soon?

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Comments

nolanj21 6

Dude, never put condoms in your wallet. The movement from walking and stuff can where it out. I have a kid because of this.

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thetrue_guru 6

must suck to get nothing from the feline nature...

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Tannasgh 22

Whatever you do, do NOT use it. Keeping it there will ensure that it breaks.

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leo812 11

least it shows your not a man ***** :)

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kohrman12 4

That's what happens when you don't have sex

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WeskersSexslave 15

you're not supposed to have a condom in your wallet in the first place.. that's how you become a daddy

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animalz247 1

What can you expect being an arsenal fan...

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moot_chan 18

Yikes! You arent the only one at least

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pansar 6

How's that? Arsenal usually isn't shy when it comes to getting ******.

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