Money: Today, I noticed I've been an Amazon Prime member for 2 years... - FML

By storyteller - 04/10/2016 16:29 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I noticed I've been an Amazon Prime member for 2 years and never knew. FML

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By Andreas - 16/02/2023 00:00 - Norway - Bergen

Today, I discovered that I could have gotten 2,3% off on the vacuum cleaner bags I bought online two weeks ago. At the time I didn't know about the discount. FML

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By jerdub93 - 19/11/2011 08:40 - United States

Today, I was eating cereal while absentmindedly reading the box. I was amused when I found it expires on my birthday. Then I realized it expired on my birthday two years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2023 10:30

Today, someone finally pointed out that my 'Out of Office' message has been on for a year. FML

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By GetMoney - 01/10/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I realized that 6 months ago I signed up for a 3 day trial for a porn website that turns into a $30 membership after 3 days. I completely forgot the day after and never viewed it. I've spent $180 so far. And I can't remember my password. FML

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By nobodyreadsmyemails - 27/10/2009 22:24 - Canada

Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML

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By figures - 29/11/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML

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Christmas is canceled

By Virginia6810 - 14/10/2019 02:00

Today, I got an email that my Amazon account was probably hacked, and they have gone ahead and canceled all orders that seemed suspicious. Two days ago I was celebrating that I'd finished Christmas shopping early. Never mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2014 07:19 - United States - Reno

Today, I spent well over an hour waiting for customer service to assist me with my forgotten password, only to realize, 5 minutes into the conversation, that I had never created an account in the first place. FML

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By HBCRUISER - 18/09/2018 12:00

Today, I had to go to the local UPS store to sign for a package with providing I.D. shipped to me. I had no idea who had sent the package. After signing for the package, I opened it and saw that I had signed for an empty package. I actually paid for nothing. FML

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Too embarrassed to get them from a store?

By Anonymous - 14/07/2020 02:00

Today, I was told by Amazon that a belt I had ordered was arriving. I grabbed an Amazon package out of the mailbox without even checking who the package was addressed to. I now have an awkward apology ahead of me for opening my stepbrother's box of condoms. FML

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Wizardo 33

Wednesday 5 October 2016 9:23

Someone forgot to end their free trial.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 5 October 2016 9:24

You think you were just giving Amazon an annual $99 tip for just being awesome?

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creditless 14

Wednesday 5 October 2016 20:13

yea I meant to ask u about that... it says my membership has "lapsed"... I'm gonna need u to take care of that for me ?

alexs182 2

Wednesday 5 October 2016 20:31

You can claim that money back, i did exactly the same thing and so long as you havent used it you will get it back.

killadawg67 2

Wednesday 5 October 2016 20:46

hey since u have that membership , go to twitch use it and sub to someone LUL

Y0UI34574RD 15

Wednesday 5 October 2016 20:52

Maybe some managers from Wells Fargo two years ago moved over to Amazon and started implementing some of their competitive sales practices, increasing new account goals to unreasonable levels?

LAURA_EL_JUICE 6

Wednesday 5 October 2016 21:34

You Pay A fee once a year, how could you not know?

MulticoloredSlug 18

Wednesday 5 October 2016 21:40

How did you not know? I feel like you should follow up.

mrjiggles1992 18

Wednesday 5 October 2016 21:55

Amazon primes, prime customer. One that pays but never uses.

undebatable52419 5

Wednesday 5 October 2016 22:56

they offer you free prime as a trial gotta remember to cancel that, good life lesson

undebatable52419 5

Wednesday 5 October 2016 22:59

life lesson. pay more attention to what you do. everything affects you. end your trials

RainbowSnake 7

Thursday 6 October 2016 1:26

They must be charging you a subscription fee...and you haven't noticed?!? My account alerts me when it's charged over $1.00 because I'm so poor xD

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