Money: Today, I met with my realtor to close on a house for my boyfriend...

By housepoor - 07/07/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I met with my realtor to close on a house for my boyfriend and me. While waiting for my boyfriend, I got a text message from him saying he was breaking up with me. I had already signed the papers on our house. Now I'm responsible for a mortgage that I can only afford with his help. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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By Reeen - 03/06/2016 22:29 - United States - Pittsboro

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2020 11:09

Today, I was supposed to close on a house. Unfortunately, our lender decided that they couldn't finance us and denied us a loan, after 3 months of us digging up paperwork, saving money, and packing. Now we have to scramble to find a new place, while our insane landlady screams at us. FML

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By stuck - 19/09/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML

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By Awkward - 04/02/2010 16:03 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML

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By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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By melikeyturtles - 02/11/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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You got mail

By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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Tuesday 7 July 2009 12:08

Never take a mortgage you can't afford on your own. That's just asking for problems. What if you guys did stay together and one of you lost their job?

LadyV 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 12:07

Oh my God! That's so ******* tactless of him! FYL. That guy's a douche, you're better off without him. Maybe you can find a nice roommate?

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thingspoo 0

Friday 10 July 2009 9:32

This is why unmarried couples trying to test the waters before they are wed is one of the stupidest things our culture believes is wise.

Uvula 0

Friday 10 July 2009 22:22

Never buy a house with your boyfriend, they won't legally owe you anything YDI

nickerbockers3 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 17:24

People are all "You deserve it for not being married" but I say FYL because he's a complete prick for doing that to you. good luck finding a better job? sorry! x

dr_yes 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 7:30

YDI for not putting his name on the mortgage

hollistercalix26 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 18:39

wat a dick !

cconeus 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 7:08

ok ignoring marriage as the solution, how about the commitment levels? willing to spend x 100's of thousands on a house but not commit to life with you? YDI for not catching that one.

megbc 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 18:55

Look into the laws regarding de facto relationships where you are. Here in NZ it's 3 years (and i'm assuming if you're buying a house together you've been with each other for at least as long as that!), in which case you would be able to legally get something out of him.

putridmuffin 3

Thursday 16 December 2010 0:19

hope u have two bedrooms. then u can have a lodger.

dirty_harry_007 14

Wednesday 30 November 2011 7:23

If you guys were serious enough about each other to actually buy a house together, then he was a HUGE wanker for just breaking up with you like that.... over a text!!