Money: Today, I met with my realtor to close on a house for my boyfriend...

By housepoor - 07/07/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I met with my realtor to close on a house for my boyfriend and me. While waiting for my boyfriend, I got a text message from him saying he was breaking up with me. I had already signed the papers on our house. Now I'm responsible for a mortgage that I can only afford with his help. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2020 11:09

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By stuck - 19/09/2011 19:31 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML

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By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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By melikeyturtles - 02/11/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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Tuesday 7 July 2009 12:08

Never take a mortgage you can't afford on your own. That's just asking for problems. What if you guys did stay together and one of you lost their job?

LadyV 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 12:07

Oh my God! That's so ******* tactless of him! FYL. That guy's a douche, you're better off without him. Maybe you can find a nice roommate?

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whatnow444 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 7:11

Buying a house without being married? dumbass. YDI

Cazly_420 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 7:42

Communication!! I'm sure if you had sat him down and ASKED if he wanted to commit to this buying a house together and explained the responsibilities you would have known earlier. So I'm going to go ahead and assume you fall into the LARGE categroy of women who play games instead of communicating and assume you made the decision on the house. So, in my opinion you deserve it. Have a lovely day.

TheJuqhusim 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 15:44

You weren't married. He had no obligations to stick around. Not only that but like 90% of all relationships fail when the couple lives together before being married. So you were destined to fail anyway, congratulations. :D YDI.

jkas_fml 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 18:34

I am not a lawyer, but if his name is on the loan (which I assume it is since you wouldn't have qualified for the loan by yourself) isn't he obligated to make payments? Maybe get the court involved?

jmoose311 3

Wednesday 8 July 2009 20:44

Lol, who buys a house with someone they're not married to? And for that matter, who buys a house they can't even afford? That was pretty dumb on your part. Guess you didn't learn much from Obama's recession. Next time, stop skanking yourself out to random guys who'll just end up dumping you. YDI

primogen18 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 22:08

YDI, I mean theres a thing called communication that is important in any relationship, especially when signing a mortgage with that person...

cxal_fml 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 22:36

YDI - if you knew you could only afford this house with his help, there is no reasonable excuse for you not both signing the mortgage

Cabbotage 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 15:20

To #150, plenty of people buy a house with someone they aren't married to, like a Fiance. And the original FML was that they could afford it together, which is the case for a lot of people. Got to admit that he's a loser for breaking up via text, tell him to get some balls.