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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 17:32 - United States - San Dimas

Today, I met my neighbors for the first time, as they helped me carry my dead cat off the road. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2020 05:02

Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML

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By awesome - 21/09/2010 04:49 - United States

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 16:10 - United States - Provo

Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML

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By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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By welcome to the neighborhood - 28/04/2016 23:35 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML

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By Jedi2500 - 15/02/2012 23:53 - United States

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML

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By Rhyno - 05/05/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2023 07:00 - Estonia

Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML

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By kittynapper - 17/07/2014 23:32 - United States - Denver

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML

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By catlady5569 - 27/08/2009 08:13 - United States

Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML

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fearlesscooldude 12

Sunday 26 October 2014 1:02

Sorry about that, at least they helped you though

thebosslikeaboss 18

Sunday 26 October 2014 1:04

Sounds like a horrible catastrophe! But in all seriousness I'm sending Internet hugs, losing a pet is awful :'(

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jeriaslovesyou 16

Sunday 26 October 2014 9:05

That's sad :( it's good that they were there for you through that.

ckerane 16

Sunday 26 October 2014 12:19

rip to your poor cat

teentee401 36

Sunday 26 October 2014 14:46

More like F the cat's life

prettyinpinkxoxo 9

Sunday 26 October 2014 19:19

Oh my god I'm so sorry OP! At least you didn't have to do it alone :/..

joshi42 16

Monday 27 October 2014 0:02

What size your cat was, if you needed help to move it?

missreader 14

Monday 27 October 2014 4:32

sad that you lost your pet i hope your doing ok

Isa_fml 20

Monday 27 October 2014 21:31

Sorry to hear about your cat.

lollypop624 11

Thursday 30 October 2014 1:40

Awwww!! Poor cat!! I'm sorry for your loss!

Beastninja5268 15

Thursday 21 May 2015 13:45

Did he reach his life limit already? My condolences, OP.

kittykat1501 31

Thursday 4 June 2015 7:44

That is awfull!!!! (((Empathy hugs)))

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