Intimacy: Today, I met a hot guy at the club. We danced and had a really...

By anonymous - 07/06/2009 06:18 - Korea Republic of

Today, I met a hot guy at the club. We danced and had a really good time, so I invited him home with me for the night. The next morning, I awoke to the sound of what I thought to be running water. I looked up to find him, naked and pissing into my air conditioner unit. FML

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You deserved it 25 666

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2009 11:15 - United States

Today, after sleeping with a guy I met at a party, I woke up to find him peeing in the corner of my room on my roommate's carpet. FML

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You deserved it 24 312

By Anonymous - 09/10/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML

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By Chelsea - 02/04/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

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You deserved it 38 882

By anon - 20/12/2016 23:57 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, after taking a guy home and getting frisky, he woke up in the middle of the night, got out of bed, and peed on my desk. That's 2 years of uni work and my laptop soaked through. FML

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Classic

By Singleagain - 10/01/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, when I came home, my girlfriend was in sexy lingerie, and said it was a surprise for me. Sounds awesome, right? Too bad she was drenched in sweat and the room smelled like sex. I looked in the closet, only to get punched in the face by a naked guy. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By Anonymous - 26/09/2021 10:59

Today, my kids did not tell me the AC guy was here. I got up and went to the restroom in my bra and underwear, and the AC guy was standing in the bathroom. Our AC unit is downstairs, so both me and the AC guy were shocked. FML

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You deserved it 192

By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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Awkward

By Nikki - 18/03/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML

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You deserved it 91 465

Classic lineup

By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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You deserved it 5 223

By jo - 20/02/2010 10:47 - United States

Today, I finally got to hook up with this hot guy I'd been talking to for a few weeks. To my surprise, he was sinfully drunk when he arrives. As we were going at it, he shits on my white carpet. Now the phrase "f***ing the shit out of someone" has a brand new meaning for me. FML

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You deserved it 6 078

Helldozer 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:19

YDI for bringing random people into your apartment, *****.

breakthesky 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:14

Haha um...

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genius_man16 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 19:18

YDI for being a ***** and I agree with #51, if this were a guy i'd call him a ***** too

Eggtart 18

Sunday 7 June 2009 19:23

YDI for bringing random people to you apartment (#6) and being a ***** (#54)

SenorLanky 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 19:30

Does nobody else look past the whole **** thing and just think how downright hilarious this is?

sublime93 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 19:49

Fmls are just getting more repetitive & stupid every day.

jollyjam1 2

Sunday 7 June 2009 19:51

#22 and #53 get some morals. OP: You deserve it. You might want to get some morals as well.

paintballer394 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 19:51

I'm not sure what to say to this one.

sublime93 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 19:52

Fmls are just getting more repetitive & stupid every day.

love_jd13 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:03

Eww @ him for peeing in an air conditioner unit. Were no toilets available? Seriously, who does that? Pretty disgusting. Eww @ the OP for bringing home a random guy. I'm sorry, but also pretty disgusting. You need to be more careful. Good luck in finding a good guy and fixing/cleaning that air conditioner! :)

sbarre1 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:10

I bet he was sleep walking.

baby4mommy 27

Friday 23 December 2016 2:32

Technically I think he was sleep peeing

BaldOuting 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:10

my brother's friend did that - but to a big screen tv. luckily it wasn't mine. next time you decide to bring someone home - go to their place so they can mess up their own a/c and not yours.