Awkward, Smells and Intimacy: Awkward

Awkward

By Nikki - 18/03/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML

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You deserved it 91 464

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By paulinapo - 30/05/2013 01:53 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML

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You deserved it 9 827

By holyshitbatman - 22/09/2012 14:06 - United States - Chicago

Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML

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By homewrecker - 01/08/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By Sleep Walking - 23/01/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, I found out that after drunkenly falling asleep at a guy's house, I not only slept-walked in his house, but I went upstairs into his parents room. And used their bathroom. I don't remember any of this, but his mom does. FML

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By sleepwalker - 22/11/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML

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You deserved it 4 699

By Matt - 13/07/2012 19:06 - United States

Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML

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You deserved it 57 787

Date grape

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 08:02 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my boyfriend and I were drinking wine naked after sex. He went to get another glass, but on the way back tripped and fell flat on his face. His roommate unexpectedly came home, saw him face-down on the floor, thought I'd drugged him and tackled me before I could explain. FML

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It's sus

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 09:01 - New Zealand

Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML

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You deserved it 10 346

Waste moment

By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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prvag23 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 9:21

That's almost sweet that his mom made breakfast...in a really, really weird and completely awkward way.

drunkgirlscout2 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 9:25

Hey, you did get FREE PANCAKES. Unless the pancakes were green and filled with laxatives, I would be happy

Comments

prvag23 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 9:21

That's almost sweet that his mom made breakfast...in a really, really weird and completely awkward way.

victoria4161993 0

Friday 4 June 2010 22:51

my boyfriends mom does that and she buys us condems too haha

CitizenSnipz 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 6:47

THIS IS NOT AN FML. Sure he lives with his mom... ...but pancakes cancel it out more than enough.

jpest17 5

Monday 25 October 2010 5:52

I wouldn't worry about it with more and more people living with their parents to save money, unless their is something else like his mom bathes him.

6tori6 5

Monday 4 July 2011 7:21

she's like "please stay with him!"

drunkgirlscout2 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 9:25

Hey, you did get FREE PANCAKES. Unless the pancakes were green and filled with laxatives, I would be happy

TimelyHero 0

Friday 5 February 2010 23:47

Exactly, free pancakes. You get free pancakes and you complain?

jonnyplayzaguita 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 9:24

yea how is this an FML? FREE PANCAKES from obvioudly a very kind and generous mother.

purpleamandapand 6

Saturday 7 August 2010 23:05

I agree. how is this an FML? you banged and then got free pancakes in the morning. I wouldn't complain !

XanderJayNix 17

Wednesday 4 January 2012 10:09

Green pancakes would be better than blue waffles!

sabrinaacrow 26

Monday 13 May 2013 22:51

You got free pancakes and sex so be greatful!

willem_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 9:29

hahaha kinda like beer league.

D4ni3l96 5

Sunday 4 April 2010 0:11

haha... I don't get it. what's a beer league?

aqua__marine 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 9:31

thats not that bad I guess, was he cute!? sounds like an awkward sort of sleepover

inlimbo11 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 9:34

mmm...pancakes.

XxMLGGODxX 10

Sunday 14 February 2016 3:54

i like yo comment. that is all.

Tits_McGee 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 9:34

Definitely an awkward turtle moment... But, hey, free pancakes are a pretty sweet deal I'd say.

chillaxDude 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 9:35

Bed and Breakfast. That's nice.

blkwhtrbbt 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 8:20

BEST comment EVER!!!!!

WhatANoob 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:50

I wish I could favorite that comment

darby323 0

Friday 11 June 2010 5:14

lol!!

neonoodle 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 9:37

where's the FML? Sex and pancakes seems like a MLA

maddog_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 9:44

Wow. I wish my mom did that when i lived at home. How where the pancakes??

not1 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 9:46

I'm with #8 on this one. That's sweet of her, where's the FML?

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