By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
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shayshayshazam 14

He's clearly joking lol. Personally I find it funny!

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Igor_g5 0

I'm sure he was just jokin around. You know, a cute little rhyme. Congratulations. Hope you have a long, happy marriage.

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vbmg152 18

Buy a sense of humor!! What the hell were you doing checking Facebook on your wedding day, anyway?

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kaitie5628 0

Awh dont worry hes joking! all i have to say is congrats:D

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hahasooo 2

what does "me and the bitch just got hitched mean?"

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kaymi 17

I would heart him for a status like that. Then tell him I'm gonna beat him. :).

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killaKT 2

It's just the rhyme factor you can order that as decoration for a bachelor party, just chill. Besides clearly he knows you can see it so I doubt he would post in seriousness

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pokefan813 16

I'm very sure it was just an immature joke, OP. Keep your head up and congratulations on your marriage. :3

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SSGDE6USArmy 0

Hurry get him a beer before it starts, too late the nagging has begun F his Life !!!!

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