By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
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Same thing different taste

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Jewnut 0

he could be joking. or he could be serious, people get married to the wrong person all the time just because they "slipped" into it

He and his rhyming have terrible timing. xD

kevinn95 0

Dont over react every guy calls his girl that specially around friends its no big deal u might not like it but its nothing bad my friends always ask me wheres ur bitch at it doesnt mean any disrespect unless u really are a bitch hahaha

Uhh, I'm a guy, and I didn't call my previous girlfriend a "bitch" around my friends. Don't generalize. Also, bitch means *****, prostitute, call girl, *****, ho, etc. Yes, it's offensive. Lastly, can you type that in English next time?

That's very rude. If I found out that my boyfriend ever called me "the bitch," he'd be single the same hour...

kevinn95 0

Take everything word for word why dont u of course i dont mean everyone its impossible for me to speak for every guy since i havent met them all genius And i was just trying to make a point just cuz u say something doesnt mean its true like in spanish a girl would call her boyfriend her gordo which means fat.. Its a sign of affection not necessarily what actually means

Lighten up and put your phone down. You're supposed to be on your honeymoon, right?

hateevryone 14
xo_angel_ox 0

you couldnt wait until after to check your phone? thats a little sad.. and something a high school girl would be upset about, not a married woman.

There are plenty of women who would be bothered by the love of their life calling them a bitch on their wedding day for all of their friends and family to see. A husband is supposed to love and respect his wife. He failed on the first day...

Why were either of you on fb on your wedding day to begin with?

I'm so glad my fiance doesn't have a fb he would so post something very similiar and I would like it and laugh my ass off.