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By jamblasticus - / Saturday 9 May 2009 01:07 / United States
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By  Thassodar  |  0

#1 is just one of those people who put YDI for anything, including, but not excluded to: The earth blew up. I missed my date. FML. YDI for living on earth. My arm got cut off by a alien space lazer. FML. YDI for having a arm. My mom died because my dad hacked her into 17 pieces and ate her. YDI for not spotting your psycho dad. I'm a guy who likes women. Women don't like me because I have no left ear. FML. YDI for being born. The list goes on. In this case, though, YDI for having a huge nose.

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By  Anony_fml  |  0

Blow a snot rocket instead. YDI

By  Thassodar  |  0

#1 is just one of those people who put YDI for anything, including, but not excluded to: The earth blew up. I missed my date. FML. YDI for living on earth. My arm got cut off by a alien space lazer. FML. YDI for having a arm. My mom died because my dad hacked her into 17 pieces and ate her. YDI for not spotting your psycho dad. I'm a guy who likes women. Women don't like me because I have no left ear. FML. YDI for being born. The list goes on. In this case, though, YDI for having a huge nose.

By  Seegtease  |  0

"Bloody fly pieces"? Just blow it out. Your nose can blow pretty hard, you know. You actually stuck your finger in your nose, smashed the insect, and picked its parts out? I'd have gagged too, that's fucking nasty. YDI for being so sloppy at handling the situation.

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