Miscellaneous: Today, I'm staying with my mother for a week. Every time I eat...

By argh - 13/07/2011 23:49 - United States

Today, I'm staying with my mother for a week. Every time I eat something, she tells me that it's "swimsuit season" and that I need to eat less. Every time I say I'm not hungry, she panics and insists I have an eating disorder. I can't win. FML

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By chronic masticator - 21/05/2016 11:51 - United States

Today, after I skipped dessert for the third day in a row, my mom cornered me and accused me of being anorexic. I'm actually not far off being clinically obese and I'm just trying to diet, but nothing I say will convince her. She wants me to see a psychiatrist about a disorder I don't even have. FML

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By caly - 12/11/2018 16:32 - United States

Today, while at my mom’s house, my mom told me that I need to seriously curb my food intake. Then I went to my dad’s house and he told me I need to gain weight. I can’t win here. FML

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By hungry - 12/02/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML

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By I'm just sick, really - 02/05/2015 00:33 - United States - Springfield

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML

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ED much?

By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 01:04 - United States

Today, my step-mom asked if I was having some eating issues. I admitted that maybe I've picked up some bad habits from friends and school. Now she won't stop bombarding me with self-help books and therapy websites. FML

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Weight watcher

By depressedkiwi - 15/07/2020 08:01

Today, I found out my mother-in-law is trying to force me to lose weight, even though I am trying, and have a medical condition. FML

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By Hungrey - 29/05/2012 01:38 - United States

Today, I admitted to my parents that I have an eating disorder. Instead of trying to help, my mom stared at me and said, "Duh". FML

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By mynameislor - 09/02/2010 14:26 - Canada

Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML

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By tardspawn - 05/04/2015 15:38 - United Kingdom - Horsham

Today, my morbidly obese mother gave me an angry lecture at dinner, saying without any trace of irony that my vegetarian diet is "unhealthy and utterly unacceptable". FML

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Wow, thanks, I'm cured

By me. - 22/07/2023 10:00

Today, I told my mom that I'm bulimic and have been for a few years, and that I needed help. She responded by saying, "Well that's clearly not working for you. Why don't you try anorexia?" She then patted me on the head, smiled, and walked away. FML

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barcalover 2

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:09

lol keep telling her it's swimsuit season!

enonymous 8

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:26

Time to buy a one piece with the crotch cut out! I bought mine already

Comments

1234miagirl 4

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:29

My grandma does the same thing

daydreamer244 13

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:29

my mom always makes sure I eat bcuz I don't eat tht much :P but ur mom sounds confusing!!!!!!

daydreamer244 13

Thursday 14 July 2011 10:49

good, deal with it.

brandyluver 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:30

that sucks just eat health thing or just ignore her when she tells you that

sourgirl101 28

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:43

I agree. I'm sure the subject wouldn't be that much of an issue if the OP ate smaller healthier portions. (:

im_awsome 2

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:33

my mother does this does this too! is a mom thing, I guess.

chocomilk82 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:38

are you guys Hispanic by any chance?

Cellie16 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:44

Going through that this month!! My mom thinks I have a eating desorder!!

trollingislife 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:50

it's spelled 'disorder'.

Trilly123 10

Saturday 7 April 2012 9:08

Why cares? It's not an English class it's the Internet. As long as dey dnt spk lyk dis then what does it matter?!

Livinia 11

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:52

Have you or anyone else close to her ever had an eating disorder before? Maybe she's just paranoid it'd happen to you. Still, she needs to trust you and stress less.

Thizar_Toruk 3

Thursday 25 August 2011 7:18

This happened between me and my mom. Even with a doctor confirming my digestive problems, she continued to believe me to have an eating disorder. I was hesitant about eating because I didn't want my entire abdomen to hurt like hell.