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By skidoosh - / Thursday 14 July 2011 01:44 / United States
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Forget where his cock is located. You've only got so much space in your brain. You've got to forget about all the small, insignificant things.

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actuatly people with small brains are smarter than people with bigger brains... so i think he has a very very very big brain :D

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no he's a genius op can never bitch about him not texting or calling her and he'll never have to worry about a birthday present.

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it's the perfect plan! this guy is like the einstein of relationships! How did no one think of this before?!?

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Le sigh, I was late and now everyone is saying "dump him". Well OP, the number thing sort of baffles me because I'm sure your boyfriend calls you enough to have known your number subconsciously, I don't get how he could "refuse" to memorize it. The birthday thing is definitely something you two should discuss. Don't worry guys, I actually read the FML this time. :P *reads over comment 583992 times to make sure that none of my herp derpness accidentally slipped through*

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He can remember how much inches he is but yet he can't remember your birthday? Nice information he's stored in there, sounds like a keeper

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and his penis must be super huge if you are willing to put up with that shit for this long.

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39, I hardly remember any numbers no matter how many times I call them. I usually input it into my cellphone once, then I pretty much see a name when I call people.

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well generally yes. as you learn things your brain shrinks in size, or it appears so because your brain creates a new wrinkle every time you learn. but a bigger brain still doesn't mean dumber. some people just naturally have bigger brains

Forget where his cock is located. You've only got so much space in your brain. You've got to forget about all the small, insignificant things.

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Seriously, OP completely deserves this for not leaving him and then whining about what an ass/idiot he is. Noted that she didn't call him an ass or an idiot.

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