Intimacy: Today, I'm staying at my grandparents' house. I went upstairs...

By T-Bear - 07/10/2015 15:02 - United States - College Station

Today, I'm staying at my grandparents' house. I went upstairs to grab my sketchbook to show off to my grandma. My grandpa is half-deaf, which I guess explains how he didn't hear me. I heard him though, jerking off and muttering the most disgusting sexual things about "Tara." I'm Tara. FML

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Same thing different taste

My ears!

By epistaxis - 02/02/2009 00:43 - Australia

Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

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By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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Earplugs, stat!

By Anonymous - 14/06/2021 06:00

Today, my grandpa forgot that my aunt set up a baby monitor in his bedroom in case of a fall. I’m sitting in the living room with his wife - who is deaf - and I hear him moaning over the baby monitor. My grandfather was jerking off and forgot that someone could hear him. I wish I could forget too. FML

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Oh no…

By Oh... - 26/07/2019 16:00 - Australia

Today, my grandma drove me home from school early because I was sick. I went upstairs and heard my parents having sex. Embarrassed, I ran downstairs and was about to leave the house when I saw a car pull into the driveway. It was my dad. FML

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Weird kink but OK

By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I was alone at my dad's house. I was furiously masturbating when I knocked something over. It was my grandmother's ashes. FML

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By notsoclean - 24/12/2010 21:14 - United States

Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML

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The long game

By Not this again.... - 26/09/2023 10:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I visited my Grandma's house, and my uncle happened to be there. As expected, and all the time, he greeted with his signature shit-eating, "I see what you did there" face. He's been doing that to me ever since he saw me masturbating when I was a little kid. I'm 47, married, and have 2 kids now. FML

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By screamer - 02/09/2012 06:41 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML

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By therewasnocurtain - 06/04/2015 20:07 - United States - Lewiston

Today, I visited my sick grandpa for a few hours in the hospital. His roommate, also an elderly man, wouldn't stop masturbating. FML

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By welptimetoburntheplacedown - 11/08/2014 15:02 - United States - Louisville

Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML

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cOOkiEzRgOOd 22

Thursday 8 October 2015 6:21

Some things just cannot be unheard OP. Maybe it's time to distance yourself.

Redoxx_fml 22

Thursday 8 October 2015 6:25

Bet you wish you were deaf

Comments

dannnngthatsux 19

Thursday 8 October 2015 23:33

So,....are you cute? Christmas could be a bonanza!!!

ActuallyMarie 5

Friday 9 October 2015 0:28

Uhh... That's pretty gross, just keep your distance OP

RecklessNapkin 16

Friday 9 October 2015 2:11

Alrighty then

Ray_cash617 16

Friday 9 October 2015 3:48

let's just hope and pray he is referring to another "Tara". unfortunately I doubt it.

Tball22 7

Friday 9 October 2015 5:10

Maybe it's another Tara

skyblueprincess 17

Friday 9 October 2015 8:32

Tell your parents

ChicagoSpirit 3

Friday 9 October 2015 13:51

I hope you have someone to protect you from that sick, old fart of a family member.

InUrArea 4

Friday 9 October 2015 18:57

Maybe he said Kara

moo_moo_2468 7

Monday 12 October 2015 1:43

You poor soul

ArkAngel796 4

Monday 12 October 2015 18:01

You might want to get a new grandpa.

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