Intimacy: Today, I'm staying at my grandparents' house. I went upstairs...

By T-Bear - 07/10/2015 15:02 - United States - College Station

Today, I'm staying at my grandparents' house. I went upstairs to grab my sketchbook to show off to my grandma. My grandpa is half-deaf, which I guess explains how he didn't hear me. I heard him though, jerking off and muttering the most disgusting sexual things about "Tara." I'm Tara. FML

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My ears!

By epistaxis - 02/02/2009 00:43 - Australia

Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

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By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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Earplugs, stat!

By Anonymous - 14/06/2021 06:00

Today, my grandpa forgot that my aunt set up a baby monitor in his bedroom in case of a fall. I’m sitting in the living room with his wife - who is deaf - and I hear him moaning over the baby monitor. My grandfather was jerking off and forgot that someone could hear him. I wish I could forget too. FML

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Oh no…

By Oh... - 26/07/2019 16:00 - Australia

Today, my grandma drove me home from school early because I was sick. I went upstairs and heard my parents having sex. Embarrassed, I ran downstairs and was about to leave the house when I saw a car pull into the driveway. It was my dad. FML

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Weird kink but OK

By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I was alone at my dad's house. I was furiously masturbating when I knocked something over. It was my grandmother's ashes. FML

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By notsoclean - 24/12/2010 21:14 - United States

Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML

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The long game

By Not this again.... - 26/09/2023 10:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I visited my Grandma's house, and my uncle happened to be there. As expected, and all the time, he greeted with his signature shit-eating, "I see what you did there" face. He's been doing that to me ever since he saw me masturbating when I was a little kid. I'm 47, married, and have 2 kids now. FML

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By screamer - 02/09/2012 06:41 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML

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By therewasnocurtain - 06/04/2015 20:07 - United States - Lewiston

Today, I visited my sick grandpa for a few hours in the hospital. His roommate, also an elderly man, wouldn't stop masturbating. FML

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By welptimetoburntheplacedown - 11/08/2014 15:02 - United States - Louisville

Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML

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Thursday 8 October 2015 6:21

Some things just cannot be unheard OP. Maybe it's time to distance yourself.

Redoxx_fml 22

Thursday 8 October 2015 6:25

Bet you wish you were deaf

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vikky538 28

Thursday 8 October 2015 15:22

We will send you a big bottle of holy water yo bleach your eyes and ears OP..

fullerkate3 17

Thursday 8 October 2015 16:22

Oh god! I would be out of there so fast!!!

livelaughlovepie 22

Thursday 8 October 2015 16:28

I'm hoping you heard wrong, but if not, please distance yourself!

cbroady0529 9

Thursday 8 October 2015 17:23

Well that's freaking terrifying. I hope there's another Tara!!!!

Utetopia2014 18

Thursday 8 October 2015 17:35

I've only ever met 3 Tara's, and all have been pretty hot.... so you got that going for you, which is nice..

ILikeKoalas 24

Thursday 8 October 2015 19:22

That's absolutely vile, OP. You're own grandfather? If I were you I'd start acting like a pig around him, belching, biting your toe nails, etc.

greenbucket 6

Thursday 8 October 2015 19:25

This fml has left me scarred

fmlstarterkit 13

Thursday 8 October 2015 20:08

sounds like you showed off enough for him already

Dominus101 20

Thursday 8 October 2015 20:13

That's Soo Messed up, Always one weirdo in the fam I guess, sorry you had to experience that OP

elek2008 9

Thursday 8 October 2015 22:51

Take it as a compliment, a nasty, terrible, perverted, pedophile compliment. then run far far away.

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