Love: Today, I'm sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding... - FML

By bridetobe - 22/07/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, I'm sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML

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By anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:52 - United States

Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really care, if the party hadn't been for me, ahead of my wedding tomorrow. FML

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With any luck, it'll be canceled

By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that my friends finally scheduled their wedding. The entire friend group of the groom, which I am part of, is in the wedding. Except me. If I go I’ll have to watch my boyfriend, who is a groomsman, walk down the aisle with one of the bride’s friends on his arm while I sit alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 07:08 - United States

Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML

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Forever alone

By Perry Winkle - 03/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 13:45 - United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

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By Guntherdog - 27/06/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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Best day of your life

By Cellist - 14/12/2022 15:00

Today, it's the wedding of a two friends that I introduced each other to about a year ago. I'll be enjoying it on my couch. I wasn't invited. FML

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By SINGLE - 23/01/2010 10:27 - Australia

Today, I planned my own wedding down to the very last detail, including favours for my guests, the sweets buffet and the bouquet of flower brooches I want. Too bad I'm still single. FML

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By disfunctionalfamily - 27/04/2011 19:03 - United States

Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML

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By Sadwife - 06/10/2016 17:36 - United States - Pardeeville

Today, I had my wedding at 11 a.m. so that I could spend a lot of time with my friends and family. Everyone left within 4 hours. FML

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skokob 7

Friday 22 July 2011 16:08

lucky guy has a wife that plays video games!!!

belieberr 0

Friday 22 July 2011 16:08

And they are your bridesmaids why?

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longhorn71 0

Friday 22 July 2011 16:14

what games? yoy should just go all out on gaming

Mini_Pedobear 0

Friday 22 July 2011 16:15

why does that metter?

cre8or99 0

Friday 22 July 2011 16:15

noob

dayrin7 4

Friday 22 July 2011 16:16

ahh your gettin married be happy! :)

brandybaby1204 0

Friday 22 July 2011 16:16

awwwww that totally sucks. congrats though :)

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Friday 22 July 2011 16:16

a girl playing video games? whats game? lol

Im_a_GOAT 8

Friday 22 July 2011 16:24

don't get out of the kitchen much do you...

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Friday 22 July 2011 16:27

umm whatt???

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Friday 22 July 2011 16:29

im not fat.

Dodie__fml 2

Friday 22 July 2011 16:39

Yes you are.

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Friday 22 July 2011 17:06

have you seen my body?didnt think so. weird. youre the one with no picture.

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 22 July 2011 16:17

It's okay. Zelda > partying

FurryPride 9

Friday 22 July 2011 16:32

Zelda > Anything important.

skizzlerz 0

Friday 22 July 2011 16:54

Absofreakinglutely.

Legendslayer222 26

Friday 22 July 2011 23:46

Zelda > Wedding, so cancel your plans for tomorrow :D

Uscdrew1 7

Saturday 23 July 2011 7:10

Totally. Link's Awakening DX and OOT Master Quest have been dominating my game time.

Minx108 12

Friday 22 July 2011 16:17

Forget them! They're just bitter they aren't getting married tomorrow... Congrats! ;)

jayellef 3

Friday 22 July 2011 16:18

I'm guessing their not really friends. that totally sucks.

DocBastard 38

Friday 22 July 2011 16:20

Sitting at home? Tonight is the night you should be getting drunk, taking road trips, shooting midgets, and having sex with random strangers. Or so the movies would have you believe.

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Today, I was ready to get intimate with my husband 7 months after giving birth to our son. He always made excuses as to why he couldn’t. Our marriage was on the rocks because of this, so when I sat him down to talk he admitted that to save this marriage I need to get a “tummy tuck” and a “breast lift.” FML

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Today, instead of actually teaching us something, our college professor excitedly showed us the godawful Harlem Shake video he made with his friends. FML

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Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML

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Today, and for the past week, my grandma has been talking about her oldest cat not living much longer. This morning, my mom called, and I could instantly tell by the inflection of her voice what had happened. I immediately, correctly, assumed that he had died… and then I got yelled at for being "pessimistic." FML

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Today, while sleeping as soundly as I could on a plastic mattress, the night shift nurse in the psych ward woke me up in the middle of the night so that I could take my sleeping pill, which was prescribed as "if needed". FML

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