Love: Today, I'm sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding... - FML

By bridetobe - 22/07/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, I'm sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 05:00

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Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML

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By Perry Winkle - 03/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 13:45 - United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

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By Guntherdog - 27/06/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By Cellist - 14/12/2022 15:00

Today, it's the wedding of a two friends that I introduced each other to about a year ago. I'll be enjoying it on my couch. I wasn't invited. FML

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By SINGLE - 23/01/2010 10:27 - Australia

Today, I planned my own wedding down to the very last detail, including favours for my guests, the sweets buffet and the bouquet of flower brooches I want. Too bad I'm still single. FML

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By disfunctionalfamily - 27/04/2011 19:03 - United States

Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML

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By Sadwife - 06/10/2016 17:36 - United States - Pardeeville

Today, I had my wedding at 11 a.m. so that I could spend a lot of time with my friends and family. Everyone left within 4 hours. FML

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skokob 7

Friday 22 July 2011 16:08

lucky guy has a wife that plays video games!!!

belieberr 0

Friday 22 July 2011 16:08

And they are your bridesmaids why?

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jazz23 2

Friday 22 July 2011 21:46

I'll would hang out with you =] your friends suck!!!!!

eesiino24 0

Friday 22 July 2011 21:49

maybe theyre planning a surprise party and they'll call you later on tonight!

countrytruckerda 0

Friday 22 July 2011 21:49

probably a bridezilla

tenzito 0

Friday 22 July 2011 22:01

either your friends suck or .... you suck, but we all know video game playing girls don't suck .. at least not in a bad way

katt_is_here 24

Wednesday 3 August 2011 5:25

hehe, I see what you did there.

Tonyjb09 0

Friday 22 July 2011 22:09

y isnt ur husband there with u playing video games?

hagiggles9 2

Friday 22 July 2011 22:13

congrats on the husand but.... your friends suck balls

asianpersuasian2 9

Friday 22 July 2011 23:46

those are some really crappy bridesmaids

MJangel18 2

Friday 22 July 2011 23:56

Maybe they hate your guts

chulamami916 6

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:12

At least tomorrow is your wedding night :-) Just think of how much fun you'll have on your honeymoon.

kcutie 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:17

they are probably getting their rest. weddings are just as stressful to the bridesmaids as it is to the bride. and relax. you'll regret it if they were there anyways. at least.. I would. night alone playing video games is a win to me.

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