Love: Today, I'm sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding...

By bridetobe - 22/07/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, I'm sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML

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By anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:52 - United States

Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really care, if the party hadn't been for me, ahead of my wedding tomorrow. FML

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With any luck, it'll be canceled

By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that my friends finally scheduled their wedding. The entire friend group of the groom, which I am part of, is in the wedding. Except me. If I go I’ll have to watch my boyfriend, who is a groomsman, walk down the aisle with one of the bride’s friends on his arm while I sit alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 07:08 - United States

Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML

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Forever alone

By Perry Winkle - 03/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 13:45 - United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

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By Guntherdog - 27/06/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By Cellist - 14/12/2022 15:00

Today, it's the wedding of a two friends that I introduced each other to about a year ago. I'll be enjoying it on my couch. I wasn't invited. FML

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By SINGLE - 23/01/2010 10:27 - Australia

Today, I planned my own wedding down to the very last detail, including favours for my guests, the sweets buffet and the bouquet of flower brooches I want. Too bad I'm still single. FML

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By disfunctionalfamily - 27/04/2011 19:03 - United States

Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML

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By Sadwife - 06/10/2016 17:36 - United States - Pardeeville

Today, I had my wedding at 11 a.m. so that I could spend a lot of time with my friends and family. Everyone left within 4 hours. FML

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skokob 7

Friday 22 July 2011 16:08

lucky guy has a wife that plays video games!!!

belieberr 0

Friday 22 July 2011 16:08

And they are your bridesmaids why?

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mandy1397 0

Friday 22 July 2011 19:33

aww thts horrible! :'(

mhnilo88 0

Friday 22 July 2011 19:42

maybe they need their beauty sleep

Lunchtime 3

Friday 22 July 2011 20:08

Maybe they're busy? :S

frankwolf86 0

Friday 22 July 2011 20:08

same thing happened to me

robberry 11

Friday 22 July 2011 20:17

Tomorrow is more important anyway. Plus, weddings are stressful for everyone.

musicalmaggs 0

Friday 22 July 2011 20:22

damn.. i would go have a drink. but dont get drunk and end up somewhere... actually stay home and be safe :)

PenguinInDress 6

Friday 22 July 2011 20:23

Well on the bright sight, They're gonna be super fresh for tomorrow ;)

dackdcrenshaw 2

Friday 22 July 2011 20:27

That's awful! Sorry. ...... What games do you play? Gamertag? lol

aFatFuck 0

Friday 22 July 2011 20:35

You're not alone :( well, literally you're alone but I know how ya feel.

123marshmallow12 0

Friday 22 July 2011 20:38

aww!! thats sad. i hope you hae a good wedding!!!

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