Miscellaneous: Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister... - FML

By Why? - 05/03/2015 22:34 - United States - Broomfield

Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML

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By Brony - 22/10/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML

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Ah, those were the times…

By Anonymous - 27/12/2013 20:50 - United States - Ely

Today, my 19-year-old brother subjected me to yet another rant about how the writers of My Little Pony aren't writing the show for people like him any more, the "true fans", otherwise known as pimply-faced adults who don't use deodorant and only shower once a week. FML

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By anna - 31/10/2013 18:27 - United States - Hattiesburg

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML

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Mind your own business

By Brian - 12/04/2023 12:00

Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML

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Overpowered

By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 16:01 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML

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Go vegan!

By Anonymous - 30/09/2023 20:00

Today, my sister is furious with me and said i will never see my nieces again. Last weekend, while I babysat for her, I taught them the meaning of veganism and animal rights, even showing them a few videos about the meat and dairy industry, and how the animals are kept and treated. Now she won’t speak to me. FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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Bratz

By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 15:07 - United States

Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML

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School project

By ninaaaa - 24/02/2014 00:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML

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Daddy's little girl

By Anonymous - 05/06/2022 10:00

Today, I got into a screaming fight with my little sister. Why? Because I'm getting "too chummy" with our new stepmom, who by the way is a very sweet woman, and has made our dad so happy since they met. But my sister has made up her mind that all stepmothers are evil. She's seventeen and still thinks like this. FML

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Top comments

jentrynicole 20

Friday 6 March 2015 9:02

How does this even happen?

Dreamsorrow93 24

Friday 6 March 2015 9:00

Careful, they are worse than a pissed off stallion.

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redpanda39 10

Friday 6 March 2015 9:11

This definitely needs a follow up. For all we know, they're right to be angry.

tdawg91 17

Friday 6 March 2015 9:16

I've been through the entire Viral Thread website and not even they could come up with shit like this. I feel like asking how she found herself in this mess would be one of those questions I regret asking

bab3ruthl3ss 16

Friday 6 March 2015 9:35

So much more context needed... I

jackycat 17

Friday 6 March 2015 9:45

I've never needed a follow up so much.

Tutetheblack 20

Friday 6 March 2015 10:15

Bronies goin to Bron

jaylamejores 12

Friday 6 March 2015 10:16

What on earth are Bronies, can someone please share?

katydid91 31

Friday 6 March 2015 10:27

In a nutshell? Guys who are fans of My Little Pony.

Iniezian 18

Friday 6 March 2015 10:49

Adult fans of My Little Pony.

Lexipants 21

Friday 6 March 2015 12:38

Where the balls have you been?

AAA_Starchild 8

Friday 6 March 2015 13:18

Guys who are ridiculously obsessed with My Little Pony. They tend to act like certain characters from the series, and own a ridiculous amount of MLP merchandise.

hotrodharly4 11

Friday 6 March 2015 13:53

Im a brony but i don't do much with the show except watch a few episodes every other week.

JKPwnage 27

Friday 6 March 2015 15:30

Rabid fans of My Little Pony, typically adult males

6demon6spawn6 12

Friday 6 March 2015 18:11

they are not just adult men, the people that say that are absolute morons. I am a brony. and dont listen to the care and compassion gimmick. thats absolute bullshit.

kieralumina 30

Friday 6 March 2015 18:50

brony/pegasister: the name for fans (regardless of age or gender) of my little pony:friendship is magic. just like how doctor who fans are called whovians, sometimes certain forms of entertainment gain fandom/fan names.

iowacountrygirl 9

Friday 6 March 2015 23:54

I didn't know what it was either

noel_2913 5

Sunday 15 March 2015 20:48

Apparently they're male fans of my little pony? I'm not even sure if that is true though... soo

Mirorbo 26

Friday 6 March 2015 10:29

I wanna know what pissed them off, but given how overly defensive the MLP community is in general, it probably wasn't much.

Kazze 31

Friday 6 March 2015 18:44

"Fluttershy is a *****!" *ignites a hellstorm*

AliGInTheHouse 24

Friday 6 March 2015 23:43

We are usually defensive because we get criticised heavily. Not constructive criticism though; just getting hurled abuse.

J483 12

Friday 6 March 2015 10:48

I really don't know whether to vote YLS or YDI.

Sandsh8rk 36

Saturday 7 March 2015 1:52

How could OP possibly deserve this?

Fas4wd 13

Friday 6 March 2015 11:49

What is a bronie?

NinjaDitto623 14

Friday 6 March 2015 12:13

A grown man who is a fan of the show My Little Pony

wyverntail 15

Sunday 8 March 2015 16:00

No just teens and adults in general. I know more girls than guys who like the show

interesting33 36

Friday 6 March 2015 12:48

Your username is the question I asked when I read this.

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Today, I took my hoodie off in public and my shirt accidentally lifted up with it. I've had bad skin problems since I was 12 or 13, and my chest looks horrific as a result. Everyone in my vicinity reacted with horror and called me all sorts of awful names. Nice to know that my appearance makes me that repulsive. FML

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Today, my dad texted me saying he had "big news." I immediately called, thrilled, because I assumed he meant that he finally found a job and that our money troubles were over. The "big news" was him being excited at seeing an actor from one TV show he likes in another TV show. FML

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Today, I found out about my old school's class reunion, which I wasn't invited to. Everyone has my number and e-mail address. They just "forgot" to tell me. FML

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Today, after going through months of registration and orientation to transfer to a university, I was told that my application was denied because I didn't meet the minimum credit requirement. You couldn't tell me this before? FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML

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Today, I received a fine for leaving my car at the airport. Each day it's been there, they added an additional $50. My car was stolen two weeks ago. FML

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Today, I found out that my mother intentionally donated the quilt that I had made for her, because, "It didn't match anything". That was $70 worth of fabric and 7 and a half weeks spent on that handiwork of mine. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML

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