Miscellaneous: Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister...

By Why? - 05/03/2015 22:34 - United States - Broomfield

Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML

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By Brony - 22/10/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML

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Ah, those were the times…

By Anonymous - 27/12/2013 20:50 - United States - Ely

Today, my 19-year-old brother subjected me to yet another rant about how the writers of My Little Pony aren't writing the show for people like him any more, the "true fans", otherwise known as pimply-faced adults who don't use deodorant and only shower once a week. FML

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By anna - 31/10/2013 18:27 - United States - Hattiesburg

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML

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Mind your own business

By Brian - 12/04/2023 12:00

Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML

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Overpowered

By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 16:01 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML

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Go vegan!

By Anonymous - 30/09/2023 20:00

Today, my sister is furious with me and said i will never see my nieces again. Last weekend, while I babysat for her, I taught them the meaning of veganism and animal rights, even showing them a few videos about the meat and dairy industry, and how the animals are kept and treated. Now she won’t speak to me. FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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Bratz

By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 15:07 - United States

Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML

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School project

By ninaaaa - 24/02/2014 00:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML

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Daddy's little girl

By Anonymous - 05/06/2022 10:00

Today, I got into a screaming fight with my little sister. Why? Because I'm getting "too chummy" with our new stepmom, who by the way is a very sweet woman, and has made our dad so happy since they met. But my sister has made up her mind that all stepmothers are evil. She's seventeen and still thinks like this. FML

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jentrynicole 20

Friday 6 March 2015 9:02

How does this even happen?

Dreamsorrow93 24

Friday 6 March 2015 9:00

Careful, they are worse than a pissed off stallion.

Comments

2ralos 6

Friday 6 March 2015 13:43

I'd help her out, I HATE Bronies

6demon6spawn6 12

Friday 6 March 2015 18:15

I would love to mop the floor with you.

Mrfox1324 1

Friday 6 March 2015 19:05

I think the brownies created Molestia because they can relate.

ZeusBeDubsteppin 24

Saturday 7 March 2015 2:38

i don't hate the people who watch it, just find the show and fan art of it relating to stuff i enjoy immensely annoying.

hammonds92 21

Friday 6 March 2015 14:15

They just hatin cause they want her buttercup

Darkness_Hate 29

Friday 6 March 2015 14:25

And they said that firndship is magic..

graphicstyle7 17

Friday 6 March 2015 14:27

I like Bronies! What did your sister do to those gentle souls?

laden_swallow09 34

Friday 6 March 2015 15:02

Yeah, "love and tolerance" amirite?

DarkWolf420 1

Saturday 7 March 2015 13:51

Hard to be loving and tolerating when you are met with hate and violence simply because someone doesn't understand...

LightningNova 13

Tuesday 10 March 2015 23:25

That was never a thing.

mrmcleod 29

Friday 6 March 2015 15:27

Oh my god. I want an update. Being as that I'm a Brony myself I'm intrigued.

violetmango 5

Friday 6 March 2015 16:00

I never heard of a Bronie

xluciferx666 21

Friday 6 March 2015 17:57

It's what people call teenage to grown men who are really into My Little Pony

Fwibblwfwabble 11

Friday 6 March 2015 16:17

OP has to post further details on this because I want to know how played out, and what led to this situation.

ZorroRooster 19

Friday 6 March 2015 16:24

But, true bronies would be all about acceptance and tolerance. What could she have said to make them THAT mad?

lastunusedname 11

Friday 6 March 2015 17:39

I imagine there is an interesting story behind this.

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Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML

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Today, I was late to work and couldn't get my gas tank open. Panicking, I asked the only person around to help me who happened to be a very large man. He was able to open it for me and seemed really nice. That is until he pulled out a knife and robbed me. FML

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

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Today, I woke up with bronchitis and hemorrhoids. I'm getting married in 3 days. FML

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Today, I set off a fire alarm in school. I was taken to the head teacher's office, where he said that though he was shocked at my behavior, it was nice to see me being more like regular students and trying to fit in, instead of isolating myself as usual. I was shoved into the fire alarm by bullies. FML

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