Love: Today, I listened to my best friend complain, again, about the...

By howtobesingle - 07/04/2016 02:45 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I listened to my best friend complain, again, about the two guys she's seeing, and how she doesn't know which one to choose, because they're both perfect. Meanwhile, I'm cleaning up my dog's loose stools, haven't had a date in over three years, and I'm also sharing a room with the very same best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2016 16:31 - United Kingdom - Maidenhead

Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 23:00 - Canada

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 17:00 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2020 11:31

Today, I had to give advice to my best friend and love of my life. What kind of advice? What to wear while on a date with some guy. We're roommates, and she wouldn't stop telling me about everything when she got home. This happens on a regular basis. FML

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By Having a pretty sister sucks. - 19/08/2013 01:36 - United States - College Station

Today, my sister had an emotional breakdown because two guys love her and she can't pick just one. Meanwhile I'm single and spend my time laying treats on my floor in a pattern and watching my rabbit run in circles. FML

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By SalemSyfer - 25/01/2021 10:57 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2020 14:02

Today, after watching my roommate and her boyfriend be all lovey dovey for months, I now have to watch two of our other friends flirting as well. I'm painfully single and have been struggling to change that for years. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 01:54 - Australia - Stafford

Today, my best friend finally broke up with her knob of a boyfriend. This would be great except now my boyfriend of two years has broken up with me because she's finally single. She introduced us. FML

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By Lisa - 11/08/2018 03:30

Today, I slept with a friend who always bitches about how he can't keep a girlfriend. When he finished within 3 minutes I understood why. FML

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Thursday 7 April 2016 10:12

Honestly, I think you are probably better off than her in the long-term.

jewgeta 6

Thursday 7 April 2016 10:13

If she's seeing two guys, I'd say that she doesn't deserve either of them.

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 7 April 2016 14:52

Give it time OP...you should find someone soon

BabooonLove 16

Thursday 7 April 2016 15:24

She should be honest with the guys and stay with the one that's more understanding

spn_fanboy14 12

Thursday 7 April 2016 16:08

Hey can I please know her name or at least if you are from chula vista

iateapenguin 27

Thursday 7 April 2016 16:44

...The OP's location very clearly says Oslo.

salii321 17

Thursday 7 April 2016 16:40

Your best friend sounds like Phoebe.. :)

Calingaladha 21

Thursday 7 April 2016 16:56

Mostly I'm concerned about these loose stools. Maybe a vet visit is in order? Dogs are better than boys anyway.

guttedbrit 26

Thursday 7 April 2016 17:50

Don't fret, OP. I've been in the exact same situation before now (without the dog poop though). But now I have the best man I could ever ask for. It's cliche but it's true - give it time.

Axel5238 29

Thursday 7 April 2016 20:51

Maybe time to wonder why and look in the mirror. People tend to get very relaxed with their appearance if single a long time or settled into a long term relationship and stop trying.

interesting33 36

Friday 8 April 2016 0:56

That does not mean someone can't get a date though.

HollyQuinn 21

Thursday 7 April 2016 21:54

Quote Chandler from Friends - "This must be so hard. Oh no, two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's two small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight!" But of course, substitute "women" for "men".