Holidays: Today, I left my book on the plane after I'd finished reading...

By sad - 07/09/2011 05:05 - Canada

Today, I left my book on the plane after I'd finished reading it. The flight attendant thought I'd forgotten it, so he chased me through the airport, past security, past customs, and past baggage claims. I didn't have the heart to tell him I left it on purpose. FML

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By LAXsucks - 20/10/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was flying home from LAX when I realized I'd left my ID back at the hotel. After making phone calls to the hotel and rental car company, I found it and made it back to the airport in time for my flight. After going through security, I realized I'd left my phone on the hotel counter. FML

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By leftbehind - 10/06/2011 11:40 - Colombia

Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight to have all their luggage left behind in another country. FML

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By Allen - 05/01/2010 06:40 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Gilroy

Today, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. FML

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By whenlifeisalemon - 09/01/2016 23:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML

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By me. - 18/06/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, I was on a flight home. I wasn't going to arrive until midnight, so I was offered an earlier flight that got back at ten. I got to baggage claims and it turned out they lost my bag. I sat there for 2 hours. The people on my original flight left for home before I did. FML

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Been around the world and I I I, I can't find my suitcase

By Anonymous - 11/02/2023 16:00

Today, I arrived home after taking one airplane from A to B. My luggage never made it on the plane with me, and now the airline is looking for it. One plane and still lost my suitcase. FML

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By Lavalise - 05/11/2011 07:11 - France

Today, on the subway, a woman got off without her suitcase. I grabbed the case, chased her onto the platform, and shouted, "You forgot your suitcase!" while the doors closed behind me. In actual fact, it wasn't her suitcase, and its actual owner was still on the train. FML

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By rykelmb - 27/05/2016 23:40 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I dropped my father-in-law's friend off at the airport, and I got in trouble because he ended up missing his flight. He only missed it because he forgot to check in. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 14:25 - United States

Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

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Wednesday 7 September 2011 11:54

Poor guy

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

Wednesday 7 September 2011 11:55

Why'd you leave the book on the plane?

Comments

bleepbloopthis 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 21:44

Wasting books are we?

mileyfan17 8

Wednesday 7 September 2011 21:50

Why would you leave the book on the plane. Give it to someone else or recycle it.

hamncheeseinit 6

Wednesday 7 September 2011 22:13

It was probably westjet

marisalee 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 22:14

Why would you do that..

Stiffilz 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 23:32

wtf why would you leave it on a plane? take it with you you lazy litterer!!

A7xPenguin 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 0:13

I guess the flight attendant had it with those mutha f***** books on that mutha f***** plane!!

bugsGoRawr 7

Thursday 8 September 2011 0:57

Lol, I love you.

juliabrookss 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 0:26

f his life, poor guy.

jameson13 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 3:03

lucky I left my iPod video which costed like 800 bucks when it first came out which about the time I left it on the plane

vbmg152 18

Thursday 8 September 2011 3:08

Don't you know they clean the plane everytime you deplane! Don't leave your junk for other people to clean up next time! They just throw it away!

ac2_fml 2

Thursday 8 September 2011 4:02

Yeah your life sucks so much because of that..not!!

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Today, I took a relaxing bath, but got the book I was reading slightly wet when getting out. I put it on top of the towel dryer after delicately shaking it. Five minutes later, I heard a splash; I went into the bathroom to find that my book had toppled into the toilet bowl. FML

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