Transportation: Where is my mind?

Where is my mind?

By LAXsucks - 20/10/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was flying home from LAX when I realized I'd left my ID back at the hotel. After making phone calls to the hotel and rental car company, I found it and made it back to the airport in time for my flight. After going through security, I realized I'd left my phone on the hotel counter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 962

You deserved it 36 830

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Gilroy

Today, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 284

You deserved it 9 518

On the run

By Allen - 05/01/2010 06:40 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 922

You deserved it 40 507

Haunted

By Anonymous - 16/07/2022 02:00 - Austria - Roitham

Today, I arrived at the airport with time to spare, only to realize in the middle of security checks that I'd left my phone in the Uber that got me there. I suffer from anxiety and depression, and despite getting my phone back in time to board, I can't enjoy my trip because I'm obsessing over this trivial mistake. FML

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You deserved it 490

By sad - 07/09/2011 05:05 - Canada

Today, I left my book on the plane after I'd finished reading it. The flight attendant thought I'd forgotten it, so he chased me through the airport, past security, past customs, and past baggage claims. I didn't have the heart to tell him I left it on purpose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 071

You deserved it 46 008

Brainrot

By queenbee12345678 - 19/02/2012 19:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 967

You deserved it 26 482

By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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You deserved it 43 391

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By me. - 18/06/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, I was on a flight home. I wasn't going to arrive until midnight, so I was offered an earlier flight that got back at ten. I got to baggage claims and it turned out they lost my bag. I sat there for 2 hours. The people on my original flight left for home before I did. FML

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You deserved it 3 834

By Anonymous - 09/08/2017 05:00

Today, I drove to the airport and parked in extended stay. As the plane was going down the runway, I tried to spot my car. I found it very quickly, as the car alarm was going off and all its lights were flashing. FML

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You deserved it 454

This ol' truck

By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 138

You deserved it 38 611

By A continent away - 02/09/2014 19:48 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, the security at the airport were nice enough to remind me to take the laptop out of my bag. I wish they'd also reminded me to put it back in before I left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 973

You deserved it 13 755

Toni818 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 18:09

why is your name LAXsucks? The airport didn't make you retarded, that was all you.

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 20 October 2009 9:45

Tether all of your important belongings to your body. You can make a new fashion statement.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 20 October 2009 9:43

I would turn your phone off prettyyyy soon if I were you... and possibly get a new one.

egaonogenki 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 5:14

Sounds like you have Alzheimer's, old lady.

djqlue 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 15:56

Only a female...

jazziue 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:34

ever heard of a check list

LittleMissLady 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 10:26

YDI for not checking to make sure you had everything after you got the item you already had forgotten.

lolkaela 6

Sunday 30 December 2012 18:06

Well she can't turn it off if it isn't even with her...

blinkingstarlet 15

Saturday 13 April 2013 20:16

# 65: wow you're dumb...

redbird29 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 9:43

No you suck

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 20 October 2009 9:45

Tether all of your important belongings to your body. You can make a new fashion statement.

evangldbrg 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 9:46

I say the Bruno velcro suit would be helpful in that situation.

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 20 October 2009 9:48

I haven't seen Bruno yet. I downloaded it, but like...the audio is really awful, so I haven't sat and watched it.

americayay 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 11:42

It was terrible. I walked into the theatre I worked at just to check the temperature and that one scene was enough for me. And OP, it's called MAIL.

Jen443 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 9:50

.......................

lynzykins 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 9:51

you fail at life.

Kinttow 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 10:05

It's just a phone. You can get a new one. Or you can claim it got stolen. YDI for complaining.

LilaBear 1

Tuesday 20 October 2009 10:07

haha, idiot. Just get them to post it to you.

noshitsherlock 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 10:15

Wow... you really are an idiot. Do you need your mommy to hold your hand too?

yellowbirdx 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 10:51

Ugh that sucks. What a pain in the ass. Totally something I would do; I'm always forgetting things, haha. Sorry you had such a bad experience, OP!

Gen_Knowledge 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 11:00

Just think more often. It should help.

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