Miscellaneous: Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air... - FML

By siannacasey - 03/07/2011 20:53 - United States

Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2022 06:00

Today, I had my window opened slightly, without a screen behind it. I walked into the living room and smelled a skunk. I looked out the window and saw a skunk, so I quickly closed the window. However, it was too late. Before I could do so, it turned and sprayed me, a few meters of my house, and our front porch too. FML

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By skunked - 18/06/2013 18:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML

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By pritch44 - 17/06/2010 16:12 - United States

Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML

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By moosemay - 06/02/2016 11:42 - Germany - W?rzburg

Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML

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Smelly business

By skunkcat - 11/03/2020 21:00 - United States

Today, I was drunk in a hotel lobby with some of my cousins. I went out on the patio to get some fresh air when I saw a black cat in the bushes. I went straight over to it and started to pet it. I realized too late that the black cat was actually a skunk. FML

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By Al - 10/03/2010 02:07 - United States

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

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Stinky

By kmthomas91 - 11/05/2020 23:00

Today, after coming home, my apartment reeked of something fierce. Small animals frequently like to crawl under my apartment since I live next to a wooded area. Apparently, skunks are among those who like to visit, and Febreze isn't helping. FML

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Furry feral friend

By Anonymous - 17/03/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I'm covered in scratches because a feral cat found its way under the house and tore apart the A/C duct to climb its way into my room in the middle of the night. After 30 minutes of chasing it, I got rid of it, but my room now smells like cat piss and I'm applying Neosporin to places I should never have to. FML

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By BearGrillz - 17/08/2009 23:40 - United States

Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 00:01

Today, I spent five hours in the back seat of a car with two dogs. Both had been sprayed by a skunk earlier in the day. One had a gas problem. FML

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Keyman1212 14

Sunday 3 July 2011 23:35

Better than a rapist.

ZoZo17_fml 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 23:29

skunks.? tricky little bastards.

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kateleen16 0

Monday 4 July 2011 5:30

get a screen idiot

TopShatta 0

Monday 4 July 2011 5:49

Ur parents prolly think u were smoking weed haha

skyeyez9 24

Monday 4 July 2011 6:20

You didn't hear the skunk chewing or ripping the window screen out?

cwl727 32

Wednesday 23 April 2014 23:00

Op didn't say whether or not the window had a screen.

CaptainDouche 0

Monday 4 July 2011 6:44

I don't know where you people are from, but you must have some really ****** up weed or some really ****** up skunks over there, cause where I'm from, they don't smell alike. Unless you're just trying to act like you know what pot smells like to be kewl.

maffy4ever 8

Monday 4 July 2011 6:55

Maybe he thought he was helping.

butterflyz1961 2

Monday 4 July 2011 7:09

That's why people have window screens.

foilindo 0

Monday 4 July 2011 7:13

febreze his ass. it'll be a nice payback!!! hahahaha!!!

mdailey 0

Monday 4 July 2011 7:40

that really sucks

That0therguy 4

Monday 4 July 2011 7:43

You know, skunks don't just spray for no reason.

bkouch 1

Monday 4 July 2011 8:02

you don't have a screen? dumbass

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