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By brsoxgirl - 15/07/2011 05:51 - United States

Today, I learned why my boyfriend of 10 months and I never hang out at his place. He still lives at home with his mother. He's 38. FML

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By Username - 14/07/2019 20:00

Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML

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By thenewgirl29 - 05/02/2015 16:42 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML

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By ilu.xo - 13/01/2010 06:11 - Canada

Today, I found out the guy I've been seeing for 3 months lives at home with his parents. He's 30. They live in a '50+ only' housing complex and he sneaks in the side door. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2015 15:08 - United Kingdom - Paisley

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 16:50 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML

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By forever alone - 09/05/2015 23:03 - Germany - Apolda

Today, my boyfriend told me that we wouldn't move in together as we had planned to do for a long time. His mother forbade it. He is 27. FML

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Bad sign

By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 20:00 - United States - Enid

Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.

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By LY2 - 25/10/2019 02:00

Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML

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You deserved it 134

Independence day

By independence - 07/07/2011 04:04 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2010 05:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend said that we can "maybe have sleepovers" at his house when he FINALLY moves out. He's 24, and we've been dating for 6 years. FML

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TheWindowLicker 13

Friday 15 July 2011 15:45

How have you been dating for 10 months and are just how finding this out?That really doesn't make sense to me lol.

SwiftKick2DA 0

Friday 15 July 2011 15:44

more money to spend on you!! =]

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Faceeater24 0

Friday 15 July 2011 20:52

Looka this bitch-ass nerd! Still living with his mom on my dolla! **** you!

c_rios88 4

Friday 15 July 2011 21:01

hey they're just really cool roomates

Elendil_fml 10

Friday 15 July 2011 21:03

Hey, I'm 36 and live with my mother. She's disabled (lost 75% of her lung capacity) and can't live on her own. so there may be extenuating circumstances.

cretan 4

Friday 15 July 2011 21:39

looks like someone sure knows how to pick them...fail

quantumFytr93 8

Friday 15 July 2011 21:39

doesn't necessarily mean he's broke or he's a loser...May be a cultural thing

TheMadScientist 13

Friday 15 July 2011 21:52

Are you still dating him?

gs_2013 4

Friday 15 July 2011 21:59

No life? I think so! Lol.

heyitsrachel98 0

Friday 15 July 2011 22:47

you would hardly 'hang out' if your 38.

barbiesaurus 0

Friday 15 July 2011 23:35

no surprise... you're in jersey

KickItHigh 32

Friday 15 July 2011 23:36

So it's OK, if a girl still lives with her parents, but not when a guy does? Great double standard.

FarSide 22

Saturday 16 July 2011 2:03

Why the **** do you care about a double standard?

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