Love, Family and Facebook: Shady - FML

Shady

By NotFamily - 22/03/2021 19:59

Today, my boyfriend blocked me on Facebook. He said he's restricting it to only close family and cousins. He doesn't understand why I'm upset. FML

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Not so close

By WorriedGF - 21/02/2023 16:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend of 3 years has a 'Close Friends' restriction on his Instagram stories. I’m not included in that restriction. Upon asking about it during dinner, he knocked stuff off the table, told me to “stop worrying about petty shit so much,” and stormed out. FML

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By amber - 13/03/2010 09:03 - United States

Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML

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By Tang - 27/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2010 21:40 - United States

Today, I was upset that my boyfriend hasn't called in a while. Turns out, my step-mother blocked his number so he can't call. She never told me and, instead, just let me think he hated me. FML

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By lonely - 08/09/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend blocked me from every form of contact. He told my friend that we broke up, but never told me. I still have his clothes in my house. FML

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You deserved it 204

Just good friends

By JennyPenny - 23/11/2021 02:01

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years never posts me on his Facebook, yet his girl “bestie” is always on his tags, comments, etc. He recently went to a party and put a picture of them two as his profile picture. He’s confused as to why I’m upset, and thinks I’m “overreacting.” FML

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You deserved it 196

Social media drama

By Jessie - 25/02/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML

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You deserved it 120

Denied

By bl4ckk4t - 19/08/2021 08:01 - Australia - Morwell

Today, the guy I've been dating online for the last year and who I'm madly in love with blocked me. FML

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You deserved it 258

By Skullie - 19/02/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML

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Sneaky

By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

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Top comments

maskedangel 11

Monday 22 March 2021 20:06

Major red flag in my opinion

Sady_Ct 37

Monday 22 March 2021 20:37

Close friends and family, and his new girlfriend.

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Matt Much 12

Monday 22 March 2021 20:05

He's a bright one. Did you explain to him that dating is basically a series of tryouts to see who's worthy of being promoted into the family?

maskedangel 11

Monday 22 March 2021 20:06

Major red flag in my opinion

FueledByFate 24

Monday 22 March 2021 20:09

I’m hoping that you mean ex-boyfriend.

cuz803 44

Monday 22 March 2021 20:16

He clearly has something to hide. Liberate yourself from pain and move away from him. He made it easier by ostracizing you from FB. Move on from this bullshit.

Sady_Ct 37

Monday 22 March 2021 20:37

Close friends and family, and his new girlfriend.

Chazzster 28

Monday 22 March 2021 20:46

I think you mean “ex-boyfriend”.

Ellimac21 14

Monday 22 March 2021 20:56

Boyfriend for how long? If it is very recent, I could understand. But still it's kinda strange? Do the same and block him, see how he reacts. I would also ask his other friends, like in a nonchalant way, cause they should be blocked too with that logic right? If they aren't blocked as well, red flag.

Tammy Gabb 5

Monday 22 March 2021 21:41

He is hiding something or someone

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Tuesday 23 March 2021 0:12

Does he know he’s your boyfriend?

Plop 17

Tuesday 23 March 2021 0:57

Are you upset because you're not your boyfriend's cousin?

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Today, I hit a parked car and did some damage, so I left a note. My dad called me a moron and, to teach me a life lesson, made me drive back to the car in case the owner hadn’t seen it yet, and remove the note. He actually threatened to smash my PlayStation if I came back without the note. FML

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Today, I went on an a date with a guy I met online. We were waiting in line at Starbucks when he turned to me and said, "Do you want anything?" Just before I was about to answer, he practically shoved in front of me and paid for himself. The cashier looked more horrified than I did. FML

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Today, I panicked when I felt a hard bump on the side of my stomach. I thought I had appendicitis. Turns out it was my ab muscles. I've been overweight so long I didn't know what they felt like. FML

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Today, I ran out of cash. The nearest ATM to my house is over a half hour away by foot. After walking all the way there under the blistering heat of the sun, I realized I'd left my card back at home. FML

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Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML

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