Love: Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months...

By the other man - 28/08/2013 03:11 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML

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You deserved it 3 920

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Same thing different taste

By The L word - 30/01/2009 15:28 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 10:00 - United States

Today, a girl that I've been falling for told me that she's married. But not to worry, that "won't get in the way of 'us'." FML

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You deserved it 153

By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 12:00

Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML

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You deserved it 148

Unlucky in love

By Anonymous - 24/10/2022 10:00 - United States - Martinsburg

Today, it was supposed to be my first date with a girl I've been speaking to for three months. Last night, she revealed that she's still married, that her husband is "not so bad", and then confessed it all to him and blocked me. It was gonna be my first date in six years, after the last one stalked me across the country. FML

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You deserved it 131

By Mel - 27/01/2019 20:00

Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 312

By taylor w - 31/10/2014 02:32 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML

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You deserved it 3 537

Bad omen

By DefiantBaka - 21/05/2022 08:00 - Canada - Stony Plain

Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML

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You deserved it 111

By mook05 - 21/10/2010 02:04 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 6 months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML

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You deserved it 3 181

By John - 07/11/2009 21:45 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML

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You deserved it 6 341

By Danny - 12/09/2018 20:30

Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 103

You deserved it 272

InfernoVivo 12

Wednesday 28 August 2013 10:21

What a ridiculous situation. You should end it with her immediately

mangobbler 11

Wednesday 28 August 2013 10:22

She is using you, obviously. If you are smart, you know cutting her from your life is the way to go.

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Shatterbox420 3

Sunday 22 September 2013 15:13

How can people have the audacity to do shit like that..

ProtoPrime 7

Monday 9 December 2013 22:44

Used and confused.

skittyskatbrat 19

Saturday 1 February 2014 1:28

Time to let the husband know. Sorry, man. :(

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 11 December 2014 3:52

Let the husband know.

wickedgetz 30

Wednesday 19 April 2017 17:34

seriously? 6 months? how did you not know she is in another relationship? I hope you broke it off ASAP

mamma97 3

Thursday 11 July 2019 6:27

People now a days are just questionable.

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Same thing different taste

Sounds healthy

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