Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that if you make fun of a man for walking with...

By stick - 20/10/2009 16:05 - United States

Today, I learned that if you make fun of a man for walking with a cane, you'd better be ready for him to hit you with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 16:06 - United States - Bellevue

Today, an old guy with a cane got up in my face for "mocking" the way he walked. In retrospect, I guess it is pretty offensive for me to have had knee surgery and still be recovering from it. My apologies. FML

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By beer guy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML

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By william - 22/01/2009 23:22 - United States

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 00:01

Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 13:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

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By Faker - 16/10/2012 21:44 - United States

Today, while shopping, an old man came up to me and told me I should be ashamed for walking around fake limping, and that it's horrible to mock people who actually limp from serious injuries. I wasn't faking, I was born without my right leg and I was getting used to my new prosthetic one. FML

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By News-print Face Kate - 18/07/2012 16:37 - United Kingdom

Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML

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By Sam - 03/02/2012 04:00 - Canada

Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML

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By dammit - 23/05/2017 04:00

Today, my grandma was arrested for throwing her cane at a man who she thought was mocking her walk. That man was my boyfriend's father, who limps because of his cerebral palsy. He refuses to drop the assault charges. FML

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By mylifesucks - 10/07/2013 20:10 - United States - Ellijay

Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML

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great_lawl 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 20:03

so deserved

0515_dw_090084 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 20:07

Pretty sure this FML should be this way: Today, this asshole was making fun of me for walking with a cane. so i had to go out of my way to beat his ass with it. A very wasted 5 seconds. FML. karma my friend. ; ]

Comments

xxunicornxc 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 3:42

what is wrong with you?! why would you ever make fun of someone with a disability?

helloimbob 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 5:11

what the hell no du he will!!!!!!! you are such a retard!!!

KathAdrian 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 15:48

Dumbass. I hope it hurt :)

steveakafranxy 7

Saturday 14 May 2011 12:36

if I was that man, I would cause a reason for you to need a cane

frank678 7

Friday 20 May 2011 3:26

I hope he beat the shit out of you and bit you with his fake teeth.

RocketHorse569 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 4:13

no shit OP

wickedlyevil96 0

Monday 13 June 2011 4:49

heartless bitch

TheBitchOfChuckN 7

Wednesday 13 July 2011 8:49

I shall sic my Ninjas on you. YDI

hateevryone 14

Monday 18 July 2011 1:57

prick

jjluv456 11

Sunday 31 July 2011 4:36

Ass much, Srs dude I hope he got the snowglobes

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