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By no money anymore - 18/01/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I hosted a "Night Out Against Crime" party at our local park. Only three people came, they robbed our fundraiser booth. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2015 15:12

Today, we had a great night out with my girlfriend and even won a costume contest together. I guess I wasn't the only one who had a great night, because when I got home I found that someone had robbed my apartment. FML

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By Jailbird - 09/06/2017 17:00 - United States - Redmond

Today, I took a group of teens with me to hang up posters for our church's yard sale. Because it's summer, we went out at dusk to beat the heat. Someone called the cops on us, and we were arrested for "gang activity". FML

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By not_dead_yet - 28/06/2009 07:54 - United States

Today, it was my first big time art show. To celebrate I went out to lunch with some people whose work was also there. When we got back, police were everywhere. Someone had broken in and stolen all of the art. All except mine. Even burglars don't want my art. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2011 12:55 - United States

Today, I held an open house. Not wanting anything to be stolen I loaded up all valuables in my car (money, prescriptions, computer, iPod, etc) and went out. My car got stolen. Nobody came to the open house. FML

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By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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By yermom - 13/12/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need". After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML

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By TheAnnoyedNeighbor - 03/10/2011 06:08 - United States

Today, I came back home to find that my house had been robbed, one week after my neighbors. I was walking around my neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious, and discovered that my neighbors had put up a sign, reading: "Rob the neighbors, THEY don't have a security system." FML

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By Boyufd - 16/08/2019 22:00

Today, it's my birthday. I'd planned an outside party in my backyard, and I'd invited all of my friends. Only 2 of them showed up. It also rained today, even though it wasn't supposed to. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2013 04:47 - United States - North Port

Today, I was at a Christmas party when I noticed someone had taken all of the cash I had from out of my wallet. It was a family gathering. I'm related to the culprit but have no idea who it is. FML

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runepop 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:46

Well...did they just rob u to prove that crime is bad? Literal Example. Lol

FirstTigerHobbes 13

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:51

How ironic

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SwiftFaux 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:07

Idk why this sounds racist to me.

CheckItOutItsYou 7

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:13

Your ignorant

afulks78 11

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:10

Oo the irony ! :P

FirstTigerHobbes 13

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:25

That's what I said :p

Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:12

Some criminals need to learn some standards.

xSonic 9

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:18

Shut up

GoW_Chick 14

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:26

No, you shut up.

StoryOfTheYear 14

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:40

Don't mind him. He's angry cuz he's fat, and a bird.

ladyLALAA 28

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:52

So much hate on FML! *sings to aelf* why can't we be friends..

yummcookie 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:57

Who is this 'aelf' and why are we signing to them?

ladyLALAA 28

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:59

*self, oops!

ladyLALAA 28

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:20

If only three came to the fundraiser, at least you'll be able to identify them to the police hah

d_unsub 12

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:21

lol some criminal got sense of humor hahahahaha

GoW_Chick 14

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:24

Apparently crime had a night out of it's own, and you're paying for it OP, next time bring pepper spray, and show them the meaning of blind justice.

fattylumptard 1

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:32

Why?

ChaosAngel17 14

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:42

I guess they got the wrong date for the "Night out with Crime party" that was planned for the next day.

yummcookie 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:58

If only you were Batman... Maybe Use this as motivation to become do? I'll even kill your parents.

cosmosis 12

Wednesday 18 January 2012 11:38

... Wtf?!? Really??

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