Neighborhood watch

By TheAnnoyedNeighbor - 03/10/2011 06:08 - United States

Today, I came back home to find that my house had been robbed, one week after my neighbors. I was walking around my neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious, and discovered that my neighbors had put up a sign, reading: "Rob the neighbors, THEY don't have a security system." FML
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JustinThunder 8

Get a security system?

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omfg_creepers 8

Whacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men can easily solve the problem

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JustinThunder 8

Get a security system?

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enonymous 8

Put up another sign.. Security System not needed land and trip mines set, m16 loaded.

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FYLDeep 25

Remember, as long as you put up a sign warning robbers of whatever dangers are ahead, most things are legal.

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fanceh 10

Put a sign up saying, "rape the neighbor's daughter. she's hot!"

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dre_bro11 12

20... And she doesn't put up a struggle.

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fanceh 10

^ but if she does, just chop her boobs off. no biggy.

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fthislyfe 22

Raping someone with no boobs is no fun

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6joe9 0

Just set up some claymores and mines around your house next time That'll work !

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Stalkers 0

Real claymores are not tripwire like in call of duty. They are more like c4. They need a trigger.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Claymore mines have a tripwire system (laser or wire[wikipedia]) that activates the detonator. Only plastic explosives (C-4, semtex) need a remote detonator (timed, or manual,). The more you know...

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_Oblivion_ 12

34 a tripwire is a trigger, so are lasers.

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LordGoober 13

34, they have a wire that you run to an anchor point and when something disrupts the wire it pulls a pin causing the primary explosion to ignite the secondary explosion causing roughly 700 ball bearings to fly out at the target.

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That0therguy 4

My Dogs and my shotgun are my security system.

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That0therguy 4

Dud shun fung digturr pontue. - That's similar to something you just said.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Why is "they" in all caps? Shouldn't "don't" be the one in caps? Ppl don't get all crazy on me, I'm just saying...

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goebsy 8

Rob thy neighbor...isn't that how it goes?

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tjv3 10

well either burn down their house or buy a bunch of termites and cover their house with them

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Stalkers 0

54- wikipedia is not a good source. If you check it now, it only says shit.

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whcwtexan 0

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cowsgomooatyou 8

It's pretty common not to have a security system but you were right on the ass holes part.

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DjeePee 24

So I - who don't have a security system, just like the majority of people - deserve it to be robbed?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Well, it's safe to say that this guy was spoiled for all his life...

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WordSmyth 2

35 yes. We'll be by later; would you mind leaving a window or two open. Breaking the door is too much effort. ;)

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whcwtexan 0

Joking people, damn. 37, you are an idiot.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

...And how am I an idiot, holier than thou?

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shorty1911 0

Because that'll solve all your problems...

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uffiewuffie 0

Oh 47 don't be all goody goody

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FrostHeart 36

Join the West Side only to find all your stuff there...

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zachherbert 10

Used condoms already placed in college drinking fountains.

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Missy5683 0

that wouldn't solve anything but It sure would be funny (:

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omfg_creepers 8

Whacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men can easily solve the problem

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aqueous_love 0

I was attacked by one once... Or maybe that was just a dream. Or a nightmare. Idk.

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cupcakesnpot 9

You sir, are awesome..

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stroudie94 9

Break the sign and throw it thru Their window!

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NabbdjuretPerry 0

Yeah that sign is really going to destroy the window....

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cupcakesnpot 9

Get them back by putting a sign on your lawn that says "watermelon the neighbors house they don't have insurance!!"

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doctor_awesome 8

New sign; "For Sale. My neighbors are dicks so if you like getting ******, this is the house for you."

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shorty1911 0

Because everyone wants to live next to assholes

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That0therguy 4

You might just as well put up a sign saying "I'm an idiot" right next to it, 8.

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babyschmoo 13

There's a guy who put up a sign about his neighbor taking pics and video of his wife and daughter and him being a perv. it's funny because it's true and the neighbor has taken roughly 30 signs down in the past four months

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darkmis1 17

Find out the pass code to their system, and post that on a sign on your lawn.

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bamagrl410 31

Hahahaha definitely the best response I've seen.

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