By lonelyloser - 04/02/2013 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I hired out a motel room so I could stay there by myself and lie to my mother and grandmother about having friends. This is the third time. FML
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NickaPLZ 26

So get some, and stop wasting your money.

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perdix 29

You have to stay out all night to prove you have friends? Wouldn't it be much cheaper to go to a movie and come home late?

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j3ebrules 13

... Or you could use that time to get involved in something and make friends. Seriously.

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vincelu09 11

Why not spend some time at a local rec center? You're sure to meet a friend or two there. Good luck and smile =) !

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nikkinurse 10

Come visit Canada we are so nice and love Australians!!

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False_Stupidity 41

My suggestion would be to volunteer and join your local BFS or SES, that way you serve your community and make friends at the same time. I used to be a very shy and socially awkward guy until I joined my local fire service and met like minded people.

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Arch27 27

Send me a message and you can at least have along-distance friend.

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jaime411 11

Start sleeping in your car

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pedinhuh 23

WTF man, why dont you just go to the nightclub by yourself and see if you can meet somebody in there??? Or just use your cash to get a ho or something

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