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how old are you? you gotta tell us, thanks for ruining the joke everybody clap it up for the OP who didn't mention their age

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ok #31, if something like that did happen, they wouldnt be posting their story telling everyone. and if they are really young they shouldnt be on FML anyway

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yeah, but honestly, kids are doing a lot of things they shouldn't be. So, yes, a child could very possibly have an account on here. And just because they didn't post this huge traumatic story doesn't mean it didn't happen. It could have very well happened and this person could still be feeling insecure about sleeping with their mom when they don't have reason to be.

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is someone afraid of the dark or the boogeyman go sleep with ur mommy u little 4year old and everything will be ok

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#186 Wow, how mature. Some people have had terrible things happen to them, and then they have a certain fear of that kind of thing: like the dark. Now, this may not have happened, but you're just being an ass for that. It's okay to have a phobia of the dark, even when you're older.

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189- Yeah.... I've been scared to sleep alone for awhile because I have sleep paralysis and In afraid I'm gonna die because I can't wake up or move....

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wow, all of you think youre so funny cracking jokes on the Internet, probably fat Americans. go outside and excersize! put the big mac Down!

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OP is a she dude, but if you're over 10 and still in your parents bed you need to call a therapist... I'm serious

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@ 32: Im American, 5'9", 125lbs( 50kg i think) and have never eaten a big mac. Next time only make fat American jokes if they're related to the FML

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Al Gore FTW #52 :) OP. I share a bed with my kid also. but she's 2. so wait, yes, you should feel pretty lame right now.

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^ WTF ...and I used to sleep with my mom sometimes even in highschool. grant it it wasn't every night but sometimes we would watch movies and I'd fall asleep In her bed

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#32 stop dissing Americans on FML, this is the second time i've seen you randomly make fun of Americans. Idiot.

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#32: speak for yourself you fucking retard, you had to be on a computer to post that in the first place. so shut the fuck up you pathetic peice of writhing shit!!! god damn it I hope your whole fucking family dies and your fucking dick rots off!!!

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@32 why don't you just go die? seriously I've seen you post the same shit all over here. so just curl up in a corner and die cause no one will care

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harsh? I'm not even American and I thought # 32's comment was mean. but the way you Americans respond isn't that nice either. oh and BTW CANADA FTW!!1!1!!

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#41, why do you assume he's British? Most countries actually hate Americans. BTW, I'm not British

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Okay everyone #133 does not represent all Americans; we are not all unintelligible raving morons. Some of us have class. #133 is the type that would start a fight at McDonalds if they were out of chicken nuggets. Ugh. Some people are so embarassing.

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Nor have I. Stop thinking of us as fat, incompetent slobs. Seriously, I would rather be a stereotypical retired Marine or a stereotypical Southern lawman i than a stereotypical American. All three of these stereotypes annoy the hell out of me, but the first is obviously he worst for me.

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agree with #96 I am in highschool and upuntill a year or 2 ago my sister and I still slept with my mom sometimes, especially if my dad was away. I still will sometimes fall asleep in there while watching tv with my mom.

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159 Canada has the most gold medals which makes your country fatass losers who can't even throw a puck past a flaming tard into a goal.

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@152 LMAO fat angry guy going on a rampage b/c he's been waiting 30 minutes for his damn mcnuggets "grrrrrrrr nuggets! MAHR!"

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32, not all of us are fat. a lot of people are fat cuz they eat when they're sad and get made fun of when thyre fat. just cuz there aren't a lot of fat people in your country doesn't mean you gotta bitch at americans

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Many mental conditions, such as anxiety, can cause uncontrolled paranoia at night. This says nothing about OP as a person.

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u should all know that people put fake ages on this sight!!! i still sleep with a night light but that's because I busted my head open one night whall trying to get to my bathroom

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