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By etmerda - / Thursday 12 July 2012 10:31 / United States
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  muzy  |  23

Friends are overrated OP. I myself have no friends either because during times of war they can be captured and tortured for information about me.

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  Drigr  |  8

Muzy, I doubt you're important enough for that... And if you were, the fact that you have an internet connection means that, in times of war, if someone somewhere really wanted to, they could find out more than torturing a friend would get them.

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  doubleea  |  3

23- what if he has secret government information imprinted in a neural lace, and one of his friends Islas actually a government agent assigned to protect him?

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  MrBrightside21  |  20

Make that four. But I usually bring candy to offer to people so they would want to hang out with me... Why do they always call the cops? It's like the world wants me to be friendless.

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  tennisrapper1  |  14

That makes 6. I try to invite people to my "church", but they just don't want to join. In fact, they're even more turned off when I tell them that Tom cruise and John travolta are part of the same clan. I don't understand, what have I done wrong Xenu!?! (I'm not an crazy bitch ass Scientologist. I was joking).

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  TheDrifter  |  23

I have made dozens of friends. Stitched them together out of the most beautiful body parts I could "aquire". But now my freezer is full and I can't get Doc Frankenstein's lightning trick to reanimate them.

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  iamsami24  |  5

Man, I can't get my head wrapped around the idea of that. Though there was one time I had plans, but my friends all ditched, and I was too proud to tell my family that, so I hid on our rooftop. I guess mine's worse, huh? :P

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  tennisrapper1  |  14

Unless its 2:00AM where all the homeless psychos are out looking for women to ambush, I agree with you. OP, even if it's just a cashier or a clerk, make a conversation. Even if you don't know the person, or don't want to be friends with them, you and the other person might end up having an enjoyable talk together!

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  onlychildFTW  |  33

I'm in the same boat as OP. in the summer my friends leave for their cabins or the 3 months. It's annoying. The only good thing this year is I'm at a camp as a counselor make a nice sum of money. Haha.

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  reweki  |  1

@#40: On the other side of the card, when you're a cashier trying to do your job and a lonely customer is attempting to make conversation with you, it's the worst thing ever.

By  HolaJessicaHola  |  0

Just be more social! With real people...

By  AnonTheGreat  |  7

YDI, you just do.

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