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By anon - 07/02/2010 00:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I heard that there's a rumour going around that I was caught masturbating while crying at a party after the girl I liked got with someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2020 18:00

Today, I heard that there's a rumour going around that I was caught masturbating while crying at a party after the girl I liked got with someone else. FML

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By LockandKey - 24/02/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2019 22:04

Today, I just got back from a party, where I spent most of the night comforting the girl I like. Why? Because the guy she likes was being grinded on by another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2013 19:53 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML

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By crushed - 30/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML

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Fairy tale

By Anonymous - 24/03/2024 20:00 - Sweden - Lidingoe

Today, I found out that an annoying guy who had asked me out spread a nasty rumour after I stood him up. According to him, I not only showed up to our date, I also went home with him, had advanced sex with him, then in the morning when he woke up, I was having sex with his roommate. All our friends believe this. FML

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By bruisedego31 - 12/09/2012 21:58 - United States - Chicago Heights

Today, I found out there's a rumor going around that my smoking hot co-worker and I had sex over the weekend. I'm not nearly as pissed off about the rumor as I am by the fact that I can't remember it because I was too drunk. FML

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Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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Monday 8 February 2010 1:37

is it true?

CallMeHush 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:52

With the right music that is going to be a YouTube classic.

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nicoleanddrake 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 22:35

you were probably drunk.

Threepeaoh 0

Monday 9 May 2011 22:09

rumours! I tell you!

neonpanda44 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:23

well did you?

Danny0D 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 11:30

is it true

lalagurl11 6

Saturday 6 August 2011 14:01

Awwwww I DON'T feel bad for you

TheTerenity 9

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:04

If it's that long (Thats what she said) then its got to be true...

princessmollysue 9

Tuesday 6 September 2011 5:31

Lol Aww That's so sad :( But wait is it true ?

bkxccrunner 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 1:11

Is the rumor true......?

Bleepbloop360 7

Friday 21 October 2011 23:08

Well is it true?

superbubbles 4

Sunday 29 April 2012 22:39

Hey you can't do both at the same time!

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