By Sleeper_C3ll - 04/02/2009 23:04 - United States

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Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML
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mindless_fml 0

That exact thing happened to me, but it was my high school principal.

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TC_fml 0

Either way, if he was pleasuring himself, this is the time to break out the recorder ;-) Make sure to bring it up slyly at the next performance review.

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Max1468 4

A new term I learned: spanking the monkey. use it and love it.

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kiefenator 0

jerking the turkey, choking your chicken, beat your meat, striking oil, and the list goes on

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kiefenator 0

because your buttcheeks don't go *fap fap fap* as you poop.

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zwcs 4

Omg do men really do that in public places lmao. ewwww

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Nocantell 3

YOu can't look at him in the face, that would be the only place I would be trying to look at. Hoping my eyes don't go anywhere else.

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raesos91 26

ha ha, you should've asked him, "so we CAN jerk off at work!?"

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alicelouise66 5

you heard him Jack off and he heard you take a shit. sounds about even. ydi1

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