By Unknown - 26/10/2008 12:56 - France

Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML
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inlimbo11 0

who the **** kisses like that? i didn't even know such a problem existed. weird.

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laceyxx 0

i agree with #11. if he sucked so bad, no pun intended, then why didn't you just stop getting your face sucked off?

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mezochan 29

Never trust someone who doesn't cry when Bambi's mom dies.

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itsme82 18

First movie I ever saw in the theater. I can still remember the fact that I made it all the way home before I started crying.

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Magnoxidans 19

Remember their kids and don't have a complete understanding of the concept of death. I wouldn't feel bad, they'll probably remember that moment in 10 years and feel like asses :p :p

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mezochan 29

Never trust anyone who doesn't cry over Bambi's mom's death.

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theoldman 22

At least they are compassionate and try to comfort you rather than mock you. My sister (age 12) and I were watching Hachi. When I started crying, she just made fun of me.

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HereToRuinFun 16

I never cried at Bambi as well tbh. You don't see the mum die, it's only suggested

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alphafish17 16

It's because they're translated from the foreign versions of FML

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smallandroid 26

It's from the French FML website. They're translating the submissions for us.

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