132
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
Comments
Reply

haha. I just modded an FML 'Today, my girlfriend kissed me for the first time. I had an allergic reaction to her chopstick and broke out in hives'. lol

Reply

Yeah. I think he's allergic to fish scales (lipstick contains fish scales). You girls didn't know that? it's like kissing a fish. Ew.

Reply

Suck it up OP! There was a news stiry a few weeks ago about a girl who had an allergic reaction from her first kiss and died.

Reply

Maybe he really likes her, and wants to kiss her again... Just as long as she doesn't wear the same chap stick lol.

Reply

*takes notes* girls like gives and puffy lips... thanks alot ladies ill get layed for sure tonight.

Reply

sigh... I remember my first kiss... but I don't remember if I used a condom later that night... -.-'

Reply

she most likely stopped when he started bleeding from his eyes. Or his nose melted. Most likely the nose melting I'd say

Aww. That's disappointing. At least you got your first kiss though. Just remember not to wear that Chapstick next time(;

Reply

wouldn't he have noticed the allergic reaction before the kiss? maybe it was her chapstick . pain is pleasure right??

Reply

Haha, I don't think he would notice an allergic reaction to the chap stick that she was wearing, before he kissed her.. But yes, pain is pleasure.

Reply

Cooties is a serious problem if you havnt had your cooties shot in the last 2 years you need to go see your doctor

Reply

65, hilarious 8 I doubt she'll stop wearing that chapstick for him. I react to the smells of make up and perfume by sneezing and no girl ever stops wearing them.

Reply

I've stopped eating/wearing things that have Red 40 in them, because my fiance is severely intolerant. He gets awful migraines. If he's only allergic to that one type of chapstick, than it's not too much of a problem to just switch to something he doesn't react to.

Reply

chapstick is differenttt. like allll girls like perfumes & smelling nice soo that's not gonna change. but chapstick isn't really something thats completely needed or wanted by girls. depending on who they are (:

Reply

I get it!!! lol lucky for me the iheartbacon person said something or else I wouldve just thought #12 was just British

Loading data…