Work: Today, I have a very painful pimple on my butt which makes sitting... - FML

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By ow - 30/07/2016 01:49

Today, I have a very painful pimple on my butt which makes sitting down for extended periods hurt. Normally this wouldn't be a problem at my cashiering job, but today they decided I need to spend all day sitting at a computer completing new safety training. FML

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samwilliams800 28

Saturday 30 July 2016 22:54

Just go to the bathroom and pop the bugger. It'll only hurt for a little bit.

EvilLittleMan 23

Sunday 31 July 2016 5:46

Make that pimple go Ka-Pop !

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samwilliams800 28

Saturday 30 July 2016 22:54

Just go to the bathroom and pop the bugger. It'll only hurt for a little bit.

EvilLittleMan 23

Sunday 31 July 2016 5:46

Make that pimple go Ka-Pop !

lakesofire 13

Sunday 31 July 2016 7:24

hehehe pimple butt

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