Health: Today, I have an ear infection. I was resting outside when my...

By BoboCracker - 29/07/2016 23:03 - United States - Laguna Hills

Today, I have an ear infection. I was resting outside when my young neighbor flew his RC plane right into my ear. FML

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BoboCracker 21

Sunday 31 July 2016 2:25

Op here, thanks for the funny comments, I'm here to clear up a few things. No, the whole plane didn't go into my ear, the nose got stuck and broke off. I eventually pulled it out, but it still hurt like hell.

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awspinks77 7

Saturday 30 July 2016 20:02

That's one small ass RC plane if it fit in your ear.

Bunnyluver 20

Sunday 31 July 2016 6:12

Its not that serious, unless it busted Op's ear drum.

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awspinks77 7

Saturday 30 July 2016 20:02

That's one small ass RC plane if it fit in your ear.

purple_bunnies 20

Sunday 31 July 2016 11:38

Magic School Bus maybe?

TheSecretShadow 13

Saturday 30 July 2016 20:04

That's sucks OP. Hopefully your neighbor said sorry at least.

bradleybaldwin 9

Saturday 30 July 2016 20:09

That must've been so annoying, did he apologize like crazy ? I would have

DToast 19

Saturday 30 July 2016 20:11

If he did it on purpose, I hope you broke his plane. If it was an accident, there's no need to hold a grudge. YLS either way

EvilLittleMan 23

Saturday 30 July 2016 20:18

Got nothing comment wise but what the hell is a Bobo Cracker? Genius !!!

TheShlongDong 4

Saturday 30 July 2016 20:46

Ouch!

H4H 15

Saturday 30 July 2016 21:10

If he maneuvered into your ear purposefully, one, that's some serious talent, two, you now have a free RC plane

Thatmanoverthere 7

Saturday 30 July 2016 21:49

why were you sleeping outside XD

lexiieeex3 32

Saturday 30 July 2016 22:16

Resting, not sleeping.

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 30 July 2016 23:14

may have been resting out on their lawn or deck

MandieL 27

Sunday 31 July 2016 6:20

Even if he was sleeping, why not? A hammock in the sun, with a slight breeze is an amazing place to take a nap.

lexiieeex3 32

Saturday 30 July 2016 22:15

Damn... I mean kids will be kids but that really sucks, sorry OP.

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 30 July 2016 23:10

who here thought of CMDF? just me? I can't be the only old as dirt guy in this site.

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