Miscellaneous: Today, I had to water my entire garden. After an exhausting hour...

By Rainman - 14/06/2009 20:39 - United States

Today, I had to water my entire garden. After an exhausting hour of watering hundreds of plants, I turned off the hose and started to feel good about the grueling job. That is, until it started pouring rain. FML

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By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

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By Furry - 02/12/2009 18:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML

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By Nelson - 09/05/2011 15:05 - Sweden

Today, I was sitting on my balcony reading a book. My upstairs neighbors thought that would be a good time to water their flowers. I'm now drenched in water, as is my book. FML

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By stew - 23/06/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, It took me more than 4 hours to set up the back yard for my daughters baby shower. It only took my husband one push of a button to turn on the sprinklers. FML

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By gazza - 26/05/2012 20:41 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, in the middle of a localised drought, and an accompanying hosepipe ban, my mother has decided that she still needs to water her lawn. To balance out the water usage, she's placed a complete ban on the use of our shower until the weather lets up. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2009 14:23 - United States

Today, I finished a fence around my house that I have been working on all week. About an hour after I finished, a water company truck pulled into my driveway. They told me they would have to take down my fence to make repairs on a water pipe. FML

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By Deconstructed - 19/05/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weedwacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgetting that I am mowing where the dogs go to the restroom, I absent-mindedly weedwack over dog poop. Which got flung into my face. FML

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By legotron - 17/10/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I left work at 11pm. It was cold and dark, and I was anxious to get home, so I cut across some soccer fields to get to my car. About halfway across, the sprinklers came on. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 23:19 - Brazil

Today, I was home alone and it started to rain. It hadn't rained in days so I went out on my balcony and ran around. I felt great until I realized that my door had been swung shut because of the wind, and it had no handle. I had to wait outside in the rain for two hours. FML

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ZeldasSage 0

Monday 15 June 2009 0:58

Aww that sucks! Should've checked the weather forecast, though. =/

paperfox_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:08

Yeah, it's such ******* hard work holding a hose for 10 minutes.

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Shanny_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:15

hahaha aww i lol'd at this one :D

bosco_kk 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:15

I guess you were so busy at watering plants you didn't notice the clouds on your head.

MeanCommenter88 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:21

ydi, thanks for wasting water, ****.

itsokaylove 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:22

i lol'd haha that was funny agree with 23 though

Emma_91 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:23

That always happens. Nature likes to annoy us lol.

bigraws23 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:29

How do u make a "varieable arthur"?

sportastef 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:31

I agree with #18. How did you not see the clouds? And if it was some freak out of nowhere storm, YDI for not checking the weather.

wreckedurday 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:32

2 words WEATHER CHANNEL YDI!!!

funsize003 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:31

I have a question ----> how do c omments get moderated?

12345678poiuytre 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:32

maybe you should check the weather first? just a suggestion...

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