Love: Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother...

By lovehim - 25/01/2011 21:16 - United States

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 15:00 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML

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By ProsserBabe11 - 15/04/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML

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By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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By Serire - 23/09/2014 00:23 - United States - Monroe

Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML

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Nice victim blaming, dude

By Awkward - 26/11/2021 16:58 - Netherlands

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML

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Mummy's boy

By Anonymous - 22/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend's mum said she won't stop us from seeing each other, yet she'll only allow me to see him for 30 minutes a day, for 2 days a week, and gets mad if he sees me for any longer, because "mother knows best." FML

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Awkward

By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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zarden 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:19

is it sad that I can relate?! get out now lady!!! it doesn't get better! my husband is regularly trying to reenter his mothers womb! sadly we live with her! get out get out get out!!!

rockefoe 6

Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:17

wow major mama's boy.

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jordzy 8

Sunday 22 December 2013 4:56

Tell her to get the **** out of your love life

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 10 December 2014 3:54

Being with a mama's boy doesn't seem good.

Tripitaka 21

Monday 26 January 2015 12:43

Ok, he's a mamma's boy. Sure sucks for him, he can never have a normal relationship with anyone. The thing is, why are you putting up with that?

DeadxManxWalking 27

Sunday 20 March 2016 22:47

I never understand how this even starts

wickedgetz 30

Thursday 20 July 2017 16:21

time to stop dating high schoolers :-)

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Same thing different taste

Nice victim blaming, dude

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