Intimacy: Today, I had to take Viagra. FML

By aaah. - 24/05/2012 05:42 - Canada - Caronport

Today, I had to take Viagra. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2021 05:01

Today, I found out my husband has to take Viagra to get it up with me. He never needed it with his ex-wife. FML

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By RohnAbheek - 21/08/2011 17:36 - India

Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML

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Helping hand

By Anonymous - 30/06/2020 02:02

Today, its been so long since I've been single, I’ve reached the age where I need Viagra just to masturbate since there’s no woman in my life to save the pills for. FML

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By ItsFunnyNow - 22/10/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I took my first Viagra. It worked great, but "Wally, the one-eyed wonder-weasel" would not return to "hiding". After 4 hours, I was in mortal aching pain, and went to my doctor for a shot and sedative. My wife, the doctor, and the nurse could not stifle their laughter. FML

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Bricked up

By Anonymous - 06/12/2022 22:00

Today, I have erectile dysfunction but have also recently gotten a girlfriend. She is very understanding but I decided to try Viagra to get things going. I had the rare reaction of a boner lasting hours that put me in hospital. I can’t win, it’s either no boner at all or a boner that tries to kill itself. FML

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I should?

By potatoehead178 - 28/01/2020 05:00 - United States - Fairfield

Today, while I finished my business with my girlfriend, she asked if I used Viagra. I replied, "No I never use Viagra." She responded with, "You should." FML

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Priapism Tuesday

By Anonymous - 29/08/2023 04:00

Today, I took Viagra so we could have sex at bedtime. We fell asleep afterwards, but I must've had a reaction to the Viagra as it was still erect this morning and must have been erect all night, way longer than 4 hours. I went straight to hospital as my penis was numb and pale blue. Help me. FML

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By Issac Almendarez - 02/12/2022 04:00

Today, my family and I took a trip to Mexico, along with my girlfriend. I bought some Viagra, just to experiment as I don't need it. My mom had me carrying around her cigarettes all day. When she asked for them, I accidentally handed her the box of Viagra and she freaked out on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML

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By ThisBlows - 21/09/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML

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Thursday 24 May 2012 11:23

Life's hard, eh?

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 24 May 2012 11:22

At least you're getting some my friend. You'll probably last longer too. Maybe too long....

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I_Punch_Babies 7

Thursday 24 May 2012 12:00

no need to get all bent outta shape about it. take your viagra with pride and dont let any uptight stiffs get you down!

Llamacod 11

Thursday 24 May 2012 18:28

don't you mean "and don't be uptight and let your stiff go down"?

obeliks 4

Thursday 24 May 2012 12:00

Doesnt matter, masturbated!!, right?

rigley8 3

Thursday 24 May 2012 12:05

shortest fml ever?

Krirn 21

Thursday 24 May 2012 12:19

"Today, I watched Gigli. FML"

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 24 May 2012 13:56

Yep, definitely shorter.

perdix 29

Thursday 24 May 2012 16:13

Second place: "Today, Michael Jackson died. FML"

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 25 May 2012 2:42

Too short to **** my life.

FatTony2010 4

Thursday 24 May 2012 12:15

Get in there my son! At least someone is getting some!

wlddog 14

Thursday 24 May 2012 12:24

It's better than needing it and not having it.

schubur 3

Thursday 24 May 2012 12:28

Hahaha!!!

mgkgambino 3

Thursday 24 May 2012 12:45

Do you golf?

Ozuru 11

Thursday 24 May 2012 13:01

Doesn't matter, had sex?

challan 19

Thursday 24 May 2012 13:05

If your erection lasts more then four hours please consult your doctor- ummm hell no! Call me!!!! ;)

challan 19

Thursday 24 May 2012 13:13

Just a joke people! I'm a one man woman!

satansdaughter90 0

Thursday 24 May 2012 13:35

It's just funny how ya put it:)

Blaqkeyeliner 6

Thursday 24 May 2012 13:21

I've heard some good things about Viagra. Makes you feel like a young man again ;)

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